"w-wait. you're Luke Hemmings.." "I bet you're pretty surprised right about now... aren't you?" or the one where Luke's ex girlfriend changes her number, now Calum's new phone number. Luke drunkinly tries texting his ex- that number just so happening to be Calum. sassy!calum rockstar!luke

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

"Are these nudes?" "No, they're artistic portraits of my body without clothes on." "That's a nude, baby boy." - - - In which an innocent boy named Ashton accidentally shows a boy named Luke his portraits, and finds himself constantly running into the flirty boy that wants to strip him of his innocence...and his clothes. [Started 4/20/18] [Completed 6/10/19] ✔️ Highest rankings: #1 in Lashton, #3 in ashtonirwin, #6 in lukehemmings

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

"You're all I need, today, tomorrow and forever" A story in which a a boy with a bad reputation finds himself falling for a girl he never expected to need.

So I drown it out like I always do Dancing through our house with the ghost of you Warning: abuse and smut

"With such a dirty mouth there's no wonder I fell for you." top!Michael © wastedheartmuke, 2016 ; edited in 2018

All Harry wanted to do was get over his ex-girlfriend, so he got under Ophelia. *This story contains mature and explicit content*

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."