The AWARD-WINNING Chronicle in the Fan Fiction World. (Ahem, self proclaimed.) The story of a brother and his awful sister. Kim SeokJin Versus Kim Kardashian West. Both bent on revenge. A saga in which you, your best friend and Jin survive the hardships of living under the same roof as the Kim family. Follow Jin on his journey to seek revenge, along with his six best friends who are all on a mission to defy the odds and take over the world. _____________________________________________________ "Saying 'the sunny teased like stampede sugar glider' is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant! " ~ Hope Street Journal "A remarkable, tear-jerking tale of seven crack heads." ~The New Yoongi Times "One of the most outstanding literary achievements of the present century." ~Oppa-politan "I feel like I know Kim SeokJin in a way. It feels as though I've always known him." ~HyunGuardian _____________________________________________________ Over 10 million copies sold world wide. Soon to be a major motion picture. Visit www.hitmanbangoppar/clickbait.com to know more about active procrastination, oppars, marijuana and BTS. _____________________________________________________ A BTS crackfiction. (DD/MM/YYYY) Started on 26/6/20 Ended on ??/??/?? Contains a bonus short story.

How to make a Disaster ★☆☆☆☆ 1 Rating | No Reviews | No Photos By potato_oppar _____________________________________________________ Prep : unknown number of minutes Cook : 3 seconds Total : chaos Servings : 5 + 2 = 7 _____________________________________________________ Ingredients - • 1 happy Jung Hoseok • 1 genius Kim Namjoon • (n)Sprite can • (n)Rap music • 1 BangMan Hit • 1 tablespoon pixie dust • 1 Mickey Mouse surprise tool • 1/4 cup crack(optional) _____________________________________________________ Step 1 - Make 1 Jung Hoseok a sprite addict Step 2 - Make 1 Kim Namjoon a rap addict Step 3 - Put all the ingredients and addicts together Step 4 - Wait _____________________________________________________ Nutrition Facts - No calories No fat 100 grams stress 1 kg weed _____________________________________________________ A BTS Crackfiction. (DD/MM/YYYY) Started on 16/7/20 Ended on ??/??/??

twitter crack au wherein jungkook downloads a virus and cops a feel for the it guy helping him with it

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved

literally just bts crack fics. enjoy