This short story (mostly) takes place in Aziraphale's bookshop after he and Crowley's lunch at the Ritz in the finale. The two supernatural entities finally get some things off their chests and try to move on after the apocalypse that wasn't. (This is my own personal headcanon of what goes down after the events of the show. If something seems like it wouldn't really fit in with the canon, don't worry about it, it's just fanfiction.) Word Count: 3,700

"Well, that's that, then. I know he's your friend, Ed, but he was a toxic influence on the crew. And on you as well," Stede declared. Something about those words stung Ed just a little. He wasn't not-not himself with Jack. It was just that being around him seemed to bring out the part of him that enjoyed giving and receiving pain. Cut your finger and you'll forget about your chronic headache, if only for a little while. But slowly, Stede was showing him that a moment of warmth and connection could be just as distracting. ------ This story begins assuming Calico Jack left the Revenge, Ed stayed, and Jack didn't betray the crew to the English. How would the slow burn of Ed and Stede's relationship have carried on? How long would it take for them to realize their feelings for each other in the absence of life-changing events? Plot-light, especially compared to my hypothetical S2 fic, A Pirate's Life for Us. The main driver of plot is Ed and Stede's accidental flirtation and growing intimacy.

(UPDATE COMING SOON) (Go check out my new good omens angst book as well) Yes my writer's block is finally over after two years of on-and-off writing and I've started watching the show Good Omens, Now it's time for me to take my place in the smut genre once more. This will be both short and long stories, my smut will have some plot so we know what's going on. (All the pictures I use in this book were found on Pinterest including the cover) Good Omens one-shots, yes I will take requests as this goes on, and if you want a part two to a story leave a comment or dm me!! Thank you all for reading!!!

The bookshop was burning. But this time, it was not just the angel that was lost.

"Aziraphale debated internally a bit, but curling his arm up around Crowley's shoulder really was more comfortable. He knew he was being silly. He knew a dance was nothing and if it made Crowley happy after his feelings had apparently been hurt it wasn't much to ask, but-it was the demon. He had the literally infernal talent to make even the simplest, least dubious things feel like a temptation. Aziraphale knew it was Crowley's nature, and not strictly saying his fault, but it did sometimes make things feel *complicated*." Biarritz, South of France, 1921. Aziraphale stumbles on Crowley apparently working the hotels and casinos as a gigolo. At least, that's where it begins.

You love Good Omens. I love Good Omens... everyone loves Good Omens and the world is obsessed. So read this just because :3 This book is mostly Ineffable Husbands. Oh, who am I even kidding here? It's probably only gonna be those bloody idiots who have the world's greatest slow-burn going on! I take requests too :3 ~~~~~~ Copyright 2019 (C) luciferspinkwings All rights reserved [Cover made by my awesome twinsie ~ @luciferstempest] I do not own the characters. All rights for the characters goes to Nail Gaiman & Sir Terry Pratchett. Also to David Tennant & Michael Sheen cus I just feel like mentioning those perfect bois ❤️

A collection of short Good Omens/Ineffable Husbands stories that I write. Expect 2+ updates a month!

This will be a collection of short stories about the angel Aziraphale and the demon Crowley from Good Omens. Super fluffy, no smut... although not always entirely PG... I hope you enjoy!!

18+ (Slow Updates, sorry) ( Cover art by @FBBSSA ) Please do not report this, it is marked as mature as it should be. If you dislike smut, lemons, pornography (written form), or anything else of the sort please do not read this. Series and characters within it are not owned by me, they are currently owned by Amazon / Amazon Prime / Amazon Prime Video, all of which are trademarked. The characters are also owned by Neil Gaiman, and Terry Pratchett.