Dave Strider. Jock of the century. Leader of leaders. God of gods. King of kings. Most ironically loved guy in High School, every and any girl and/or guy loves the ironic bastard. Except for one, tiny hot-headed loud mouth who everyone finds cute but denies it. Karkat 'I hate everyone and everything' Vantas. Just your average asshole, in a very interesting way, actually. No one yet everyone knows he exists. Don't ask how. So, what happens when a teacher ironically decides to partner these two up for a project? Either hell will be raised or closet doors will he unlocked and/or opened, if you know what I mean.

Karkat Vantas, 17 years old, has been in an abusive relationship with his manipulative "lover" Gamzee Makara for almost 3 years.. Until the night Karkat got a chance to run away and took a bus down to Texas. With no money and nowhere to go Karkat ends up breaking down in a park, eventually passing out and later waking up in the home of none other than the DJ Dave Strider. (Humanstuck!AU) (!Notice! It might be a little Out Of Character.)

This is only my second fanfic, so it might not be the best thing ever. Oh, and there WILL be cursing. I'll make one chapter a lemon, if it's requested too. So make sure to comment and give me feedback, or just comment on stuff you think is funny so I know what to have more of. Thanks guys!! :3