These are jokes:D To make your day:) I'll keep updating it till I run out of jokes;) though most of them will just be from the web and Reader's Digest..... Just to make you laugh. I take no credits for making the jokes.

TAYLOR SWIFT SONG LYRICS...JUST FOR YOU!

One of the world's youngest and successful country singer, Taylor Alison Swift had moved to LA from Nashville with her closest friend, Claire. On one lucky day, her manager calls her and informs about her tour with a boy band. This is so interesting isn't it? How her first time touring with a boy band could lead to a never-ending relationship. A typical love story on how a girl who had past failed relationships finally found her one and only 'Prince Charming'. Who will she fall in love with? Read to find out!:)

Faye is used to being set against the mysterious monsters known as Aed. She has dealt with those they give power to, the Aedly, for all of her life. Unfortunately this time her enemies are just people, and for the first time in a long time Faye is alone. And she knows from experience that people can be the worst kind of monsters.

Chloe, a girl who for her whole life has lived in Australia with who she thought were her mum and dad. But why was it that she didn't resemble them at all? Why did she have a slight American accent? The only thing that would keep here happy was Taylor swift. Little did Chloe know that her idol was acually her sister. But why did they give her up? Go on a rollercoaster ride with Chloe as she discovers herself and the world.

"And you're tied together with a smile but you're coming undone.." Taylor Swift, past representative of America's sweetheart. The happy, go lucky girl with a down to earth personality and great attitude towards life. This all changed on a cold, rainy August day. One drive down a lonely road leads Taylor's life in a downhill direction. What happens when you spend 4 months in a coma and when you awake someone is out to get you and wants to end your life?

What inspired Taylor to write each track on Red? While Taylor has shared so much with us, there are some things that only the Swift One knows. After writing Taylor Swift: The Platinum Edition, our biography of Taylor, we couldn't resist imagining the stories behind the songs of Red. Though each story is inspired by true events, we've made up situations and details that we hope ring true.

Kaitlyn is just a regular girl. Taylor Swift is just a regular girl. But their story, is quite the opposite. [To those now reading: Please bare with me while you read this story. I first wrote this when I was 12/13 years old, and my grammar skills were terrible. I am slowly editing this so that it will be more grammatically correct. Thank you.]

A song-by-song analysis of Taylor Swift's RED album, excerpted from our just-released-in-stores Taylor Swift: The Platinum Edition.

*under construction* Hi, my name is Taylor swift. I'm dating one of the weirdest, sweetest, funniest, randomest people I know. He is Harry Styles. This is a storey about how my life turned around. In both good and bad ways. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*