Once upon a time, Derek got into a mess. He made some bad decisions, and before he knew it, he left a fully-fledged troll who wanted to kiss him waiting at the altar. Luckily his Minions were there to rescue him. This story has Dau, Fabi, Eld, Duck, Arra (and her brother Susurrus). And Derek, of course. With special guest appearances from other Minions!

❝The fact is...I'm in love with you, and I have been for some time.❞ What if you had been confined to a hospital bed because you had acute congestive cardiomyopathy? Otherwise known as heart failure. What then?

❝ SOMETIMES, LOVE HURTS. ❞ She pours tea for him. This doesn't seem like anything great but it's deeper than just pouring tea. It's the way she pours tea for him; the way she does it as gently as possible; the way never fails to let her arm brush against his for a moment or more, if she can manage it; it's the way she bends down and blows air above the tea three times to cool it down because she knows he will forget to do so and burn his lips. It's the way this happens every Sunday, Harry's day left for Lily, and the way they both cherish it. ┍╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌┑ ╎ copyright © believeinmeee ╎ ┖╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌┙ ▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁ “pour is pourfect.” - hanstir [@gaygaybans] who is better than everyone on the face of this earth for creating a pun of such a high caliber.

She was known on Tumblr as 27-wallflowers, on Wattpad as ishine4youu. To her friends, she was Fatima, and to Ed Sheeran, she was beautiful. Fatima never expected her life to transform into a cliche fan fiction, after Ed Sheeran runs into the bakery at which she works, needing a hiding spot. Fatima's co-worker Mariam is, at first, hesitant to allow him solace, but Fatima persists. The relationship of savior-to-victim soon develops into something more, but all Mariam gives Ed as means of contact to Fatima is a Tumblr username. A pretty face, and a Tumblr username sets Ed on track for the girl with the quality blog. Follow Ed and Fatima as they embark on their life's journey together.

What would you do if you had to take care of a best friend's daughter after she passes away with a stranger? Meet Harry Edward Styles. Girls always want to be his everything. They want to get married and have kids with him. He's probably the hottest guy alive on the planet. Meet Sophie Milson. Your average smart girl. She's got the looks and the brains. Guys always want to be with her but she refuses to accept them. She's as pretty as you get. So what happens when Sophie and Harry are forced to be parents for Lux? First of all comes the awkwardness. Seeing Harry naked everyday was NOT Sophie's idea. It certainly was NOT Harry's idea to live with a hot girl without even hooking up with her, Then comes love. Love blossoms between the two as they take care of Lux. Then comes the jealousy. Who'd have thought a Grammy winning country songstress and a sexy Canadian boy would be added to the mix? There can be bumps in the roller-coaster of Life but Sophie and Harry can come through. Can they? © loverlandgirl (Amanda Claire)

Stranded, scared, and broken. She doesn't remember anything besides the tragic shipwreck she suffered years ago. One Direction went through similar, a plane crash, and stranded on the same land. They thought everything was over, and their lives have ended...or so they thought. Who knew there was a person already living on the island? Who knew it was only an innocent girl who has been stranded for eleven years? Who knew, that one of them was going to fall for the strange island girl? Well, no one did. ©

[undergoing major editing babe] {previously known as His Lucky Bracelet} {character formally known as NJ/Natasha now Minnie Evens}