Wow, if you're reading this and you're not me or someone I know... what weird side of Wattpad are you on? Anyway, if you're actually going to read this eyesore of a book, I'll have to warn you... it's a little bit hard to digest... I'm serious, finding all these jokes was hard to stomach... But if you really do want to read it it's your funeral.

Charlie Hunt is a 23 year old cannibal. He's been completely on his own for ten years now living in the middle of no where. That is until a blond beauty shows up and he finds himself slowly falling in love. There's two questions, Will she ever be able to love a monster like him? And since WHEN do cannibals fall in love with their food?

Love a good scare? You've come to the right place. Here's a collection of some two sentence horror stories from the Internet. Hope you enjoy:) I do not take any credit for the stories.