You've been friends with Alex Turner and the other boys from Arctic Monkeys since you were 13. But never for a second did you think that Alex would release a song about you. From late night phone calls and almost constant texting and teasing, you've managed to stay close with him over the years. When a pact is established and a holiday is arranged, life seems to be treating you very well. But a month in LA will either make or break you. ~*~*~*~*~*~ Completed: 24/05/21

No longer writing due to change in opinion of the group but still here for people to read if you want to! Does include other youtubers (e.g Jawsh, Kryoz, Smii7y) JANUARY 2021 UPDATE: No longer includes or mentions Carson. All (boy) x readers Some (F)emale reader ones but I try to make most of them non gender specific!!

being sick all the time sucks when it comes to getting out much so the first time you travel, it's a pretty big deal. who knows, maybe you'll make some friends, maybe you'll get some lunch.

When things in her life seem to be falling apart, Lola spontaneously escapes to a hotel where she meets Alex Turner. A weekend of adventure ensues. Includes smut.

Quinn Greene never fit in, not like usual University student. Looking to get away from her haunting romantic past, she moves to a different school and finds the exact opposite of what she's looking for: a hot English professor that just so happens to find her intriguing, and intense sexual tension she never asked for. It's immoral. Impulsive. Wrong. But Dr. Turner holds dark secrets of his own, and as Quinn's life begins to unravel, she finds that everything in her life is just a little more twisted than she could begin to imagine. IMPORTANT: - This gets pretty hot, so just warning ya it gets sexual, grab a glass o water you'll need it - This is a newer finished version of the other, which means if you've read the original, you'll need to restart this to understand what's going on. - NSFW *** So yep! Just like I did with I Wanna Be Yours, I thought this needed a little re-do. So I made a lot of changes, including: - Actually finishing it - Subplots - A LOT MORE SEXUAL TENSION - Dynamic side characters - Grammar - Foreshadowing - HEAVILY E X P L I C I T SCENES Thanks for reading!

disclaimer : it's not according to correct dates, ages, or song releases so .. ( young arctic monkeys ) Avarie moves to Sheffield, expecting the worst. Her fathers job takes her whole family from the vibrant city of Paris to this British city that she's only heard of once or twice. She somehow manages to make friends with an 'Alex Turner', and soon enough, realizes that there's more between them than just a friendship.

❝ It was odd; the rich girl who wore clean pressed skirts and baby pink translucent lip gloss dating the all-black wearing pothead skater with painted nails, that is. To outsiders, the couple were polar opposites. What they didn't know was that she loved to skateboard and he was enamoured with his girlfriend's wide selection of nail polish. Of course, they loved each other beyond those small common interests, but those factors were definitely a plus. ❞ ☠︎ my infamous au that currently includes oneshots for: -karl jacobs -alex quackity -nick sapnap -george notfound - clay dreamwastaken *trying to publish a chapter(s) every week on days between wednesday and friday!*

when small-time streamer milo beckman gets invited to work with the lunch club, she's not going to say no. - 「started may 15, 2020」 「discontinued as of january 05, 2021」 「kiss off - violent femmes」 「highest rankings」 #01 - schlatt #01 - goop #02 - jschlatt #02 - noahhugbox #03 - slmccl #04 - traves #08 - tednivison #10 - callmecarson #20 - gaming #22 - twitch

June 2003 in Sheffield. Two 17 year olds, Charlotte Baker and Alex Turner. One weird love story.