"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?" "Hey-" "Does a postman deliver his own mail?" "MYSTERY PERSON!" "Yes?" "I don't know the answers to your stupid questions." "Okay then, how's life?" ---------------------------------------- Hello fellow readers! Thank you for clicking on my book, I hope you enjoy it. This book is from my imagination so please don't steal it. Highest ranking in short story: #5 ** this story is completed ** My story is edited but I know it's not perfect. If anyone finds any spelling or grammar mistakes feel free to comment in the comment section. Thank you.

A girl gets her phone stolen and she eventually has small conversations with the phone snatcher. Their small, annoying and pleasant conversations may or may not lead into something more, but let's hope it does *** Published in June of 2016, edited/rewritten in April of 2019.

Once upon a hospital.. Well, that sounds boring. Anyway, just imagine.. When you walk into a hospital, what do you expect? Boring white walls Sad people Typical disinfectant smell Serious looking doctors and nurses Sadness, etcetera etcetera.. But what you don't expect is someone crashing into you while speeding on a wheelchair. So, what happens when Sophie comes crashing into Blake's life speeding on a wheelchair? Read this SHORT DIALOGUE STORY to find out. Believe me, it won't be depressing at all. Well, maybe..

"Hello, this is Little Talks Teen Hotline. How may I help you?" "Yeah, can I have a large meat-lover's with a two-liter Pepsi? Thanks a bunch." "Uh, ma'am, this isn't Pizza Hut." [ Inspired by stereoactive's " Pizzeria Boy " ]

| COMPLETED & EDITED AS OF 14/11/2017 | | ranked #2 in short story| 17/09/2016 | ❝ I'D DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS I'M WITH YOU. ❞ the amount of highs and lows one text can cause. [lowercase intended] - all rights reserved © brotaytoe on wattpad

• ρ • "Hi." "Um, who is this?" "Baby, it's me." "Who is 'me' exactly?" "The love of your life." Alex 'Keith' Locke and Violet Fray never really saw it coming. • ρ • WARNING: My first dialogue story, mild swearing, content of THAT category and cringe-worthy language/storyline

[Highest Ranks: #1 in hotline, and #11 in Short story] "Do you really want to know my name" " Yes tell me" " DO YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW?" "YESS" " YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW!" " YESS TELL ME GODDAMMIT!" " MY NAME IS..." " WHAT?" " THE NAMES BOND, JAMES BOND" --- Sitting around in an office chair working part time wasn't really Lucys cup of tea and being home alone wasn't really the same either for Mark when you have an idiot for a roommate, but who knew things would get a little livelier when you mix: One fateful phone call Two amazingly sarcastic dorks And a whole lot of puns. You might just want to buckle up your seatbelts for the sarcastic duo coming your way.

"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...WHAT IS IT GRANDMA? YOU DROPPED YOUR TEETH IN THE TOILET AGAIN? Well, it seems like I've got an emergency to attend. Gotta go!" cover made by the lovely @write0013

"I think I'm lost." "That sucks." In which a guy accidentally texts the wrong person and it turns out to be more than a happy accident. In the span of many exchanged conversations, James and Rose end up finding solace through themselves. © 2020 by MonMoncheese All Rights Reserved Start Date: 01.10.2020 •Warning! Contains• -Depression -Bullying -Eating Disorder -Panic Attacks Cover made by @quiettwriter