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from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

An economical love that is strictly forbidden; Barack and Mitt fight to finally be together.

i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs

[Rank: #5 in Humor] 11/22/16 A book started in November, 2016. An ending given before November, 2018. But first, let me give you the summary before everything goes down... Turn back the clock. It's 2012, and Barack is chilling in the bathroom bathtub of his luxurious presidential suite. But before he can truly relax, none other than Hillary Rodham Clinton walks into his life and sets his heart aflame. You see, Hillary has a problem, and it quite involves Barack. Why else would she have stormed into his bathroom? But, to tell you the rest would surely spoil the fun... Hang on tight. You, lovely reader, are going on a whimsical ride with your favorite president through a satirical work of fiction. Expect the unexpected, and remember... You're going to be surprised.