texting au ⊱┊❝we're just people who need friends, right?❞ jaemin, jeno, renjun, haechan, yangyang, jongho, seungmin, felix, sunwoo, eric. ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ ⚘﹝ friends for lonely people ﹞©️ NEOUKIYO

❝ so y'all don't deliver pizza? ❞ ❝ bro this is an advice hotline. ❞ ❝ ye but like y'all got fruits right? ❞ ten hung up the phone. • • • ✶ morklala 2020

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination. "first of all", yoongi started, "we're all literally right here you blind bitch so stop trying to assemble us", he continued, " and stop being so fucking loud hoe, my mom just called me and said she can literally hear you all the way from daegu" taehyung snickered, "that's what she said last- " "fucking complete that sentence, doctor weird and i swear to God i will fucking dislocate your kneecaps" yoongi said, stepping in front of taehyung. "atleast i have kneecaps, shorty", taehyung bravely replied with a smirk. "THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT-" yoongi angrily yelled as he grabbed taehyung by his cape's collar. 》_____________________《 -bts as avengers! au The universally-loved superheroes decide to film a documentary to give their fans a peek inside what goes on in their lives. One where they aren't being the brave superheroes that the world knows, but are showcasing their real, crackhead selves. - featuring special guest appearance from bang shi hyuk oppa, lucas, baekhyun, sehun, jackson, hyunjin, soobin, & heuningkai (basically the entire kpoop industry) 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨: #1 𝙗𝙩𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙣𝙘𝙩𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙚𝙭𝙤𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠

Seven boys go on a long trip to spend time with each other, but what happens when they start to die one by one. "Officer, I-i ju-just visited m-my friend b-bu-but he fell d-down the stairs and there's bl-blood on his head a-and he's n-nocked out!", I sobbed helplessly. "That's better, I sounded much more convincing this time", I thought with a smile as I finally picked up the phone to the police. six victims and one killer [who is the killer] Completed!!! 🚨🚨🚨 *deaths *cursing *cheating *boyxboy *betray\liying ⚠️⚠️⚠️ first book English is not my first language.🙃🤓 hope you enjoy started: July 1, 2019 at 1:00pm ended: September 17, 2019 at 8:47pm

A innocent child hood game which with growing age has growing boundaries. Taehyung and Jungkook both end up moving in with each other to pursue a business with their closest friends. What happens when a series of events unfold which could bring them closer together or further apart? Can a game unfold their relationship whatever that may be? --- --- --- --- --- --- "Truth or Dare?" "Dare?" "I dare you to love me for as long as you can." "That's easy. I'll love you forever." --- --- --- --- --- --- [COMPLETED]

ʚ I Sａｒａｎｇ Yｏｕ ɞ ✿A compilation of random edits I make randomly ✿Mainly bts ...but random specs of harry potter as well ^________^ ✿Twice, Mamamoo And blackpink as welll

'delete your account' 'hii, my life has been blessed by you." 'what? i said delete your account' 'are you using my love to you for your advantage' 'what are you even saying' 'I wonder the same thing' -- -a yoonmin au in which jimin runs a fan account for yoongi and yoongi hates people like jimin -short parts

it takes a zombie apocalypse for jeongguk to realize there's no denying his feelings for his friend turned enemy, taehyung. ©hnymoons 2019 taekook rankings #1 taegguk #1 kookv #1 vkook #1 jungkook

Seokjin, and Taehyung are two brothers bestfriends with Park Jimin. All four of them are really big fans of the rap-group "Moono", whose members are Namjoon, aka. RM, Yoongi, aka. Suga, Hoseok, aka. Jhope and Jungkook, aka. Jk. Did I mention Suga and Jhope are already dating and in love and have also came out to their fans? no? well...I said it. Taehyung is desperately in love with Jk, Jimin just can never chose between Jhope and Suga, and Jin....let's say that he adores to death RM's voice, persona, sexy mind, etc. What happens when these fans meet their idols, who imidatly fall for the others?

After a series of unfortunate events, the squad finds themselves at a loss. Efforts seem to be for nothing, but what happens after Taehyung discovers a newly found piece of information he completely overlooked from the beginning? The journey begins, The journey to save humanity. --- BOOK II of 'The Survivors' --- Start: 4th August 2019 Finish: 7th November 2019