Remember that akatsuki member, Hidan? He's burried in the Nara's forest (aka shikamaru's backyard) What happens when Shikadai hears muffled cursing from underground? I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.

Just random one-shots about events accruing at Wammy's House now with L gone to Japan. First chapter: funny Last chapter: sad! You have been warned

Mainly a book to express my desires. Weird weird desires where naruto is usually the center of the universe. Because why not. Btw; I don't own naruto in any way, if I did, it wouldn't be this popular.

naruto sleep for ten thousand years when he awake he lost his all emotions with hie friend then he became part of the new world and when there is new world there are new threats new enemies and maybe new friends .

One might question how a 12 year old jinchuriki obtains the power over death, becomes stronger than an S-class shinobi, and gain a harem while he's at it. Well, he doesn't. Look, you don't question life. What you can do though is gain the pity of the death god and end up receiving powers beyond mortal understanding. It just happens. So now he's technically the strongest shinobi in all the elemental nations? So maybe he has to die from time to time while doing so, but he plans his own funerals, and he prefers them being filled with the blood and tears of his enemies. [WARNINGS] Naruto does not belong to me, this is an idea suggested by @juubi-mage0327 , I am not sure if I will be able to do seme Naruto properly but [rolls shoulders] let's try this shall we?

Team seven; a team that was never really meant to function properly due to the clashing personalities and talents of the group. In any other circumstances then these three would have broken apart before they could even be pieced together. That would have been the case, luckily, naruto uzumaki exists. He acts as a tape that pieces them together. However, that defence won't stay for long as he was never really as strong and sturdy as he makes himself out to be. At any given moment, he is ready to crumble and break but he keeps himself together seeing he has a purpose, people who trust him to keep them together. A will that burns strongly in his breaking and damaged heart. Sadly, no matter how much he tries, he still has a weakness. One weakness everyone has no matter how much they try to avoid it; he's only human. And when the day that angels fall, when naruto uzumaki finally breaks. Can team seven be the one's to piece him back together? just like how he did to them. Btw,I do not own naruto in any way and im only saying this once bc im too lazy to type it.

"Mask," a name for the most well known business man, for civilians and shinobi alike. He runs the biggest business in the elemental nations yet no one knows him, his name, even his face, why do you think he's called mask? You all know where this plot is going. Yep. That's right, naruto is the so called "mask" Now, let us see how naruto will try to hide this. With his busy schedule, painful reputation, and troublesome mask, can he keep this secret for long? or will it come crashing down in the faces of everyone who insulted him. • • • • • Warning: Naruto does not belong to me. This won't be the best fanfic and the plot/timeline may be..... eeeh?..... yeah....

✦ "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦! 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵!" ˖ ࣪ ִֶָ𐀔𓂃 ᴵᵗ ʰᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ˢᵃⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵘᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳᶠˡʸ'ˢ ʷⁱⁿᵍ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵘˡᵗⁱᵐᵃᵗᵉˡʸ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵃ ᵗʸᵖʰᵒᵒⁿ ʰᵃˡᶠʷᵃʸ ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳᶠˡʸ. ˖ ִֶָ 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 So apparently disappearing for three years with a dead body isn't the kind of thing people just let go. Where'd you go? What happened? Where's the body?! Honestly where would this story be without a little mystery? The name's still Tenshi Soraki, in case you forgot. And trust me, I wish I could tell you exactly what happened during that not so little three year time skip. I really do... Too bad I don't remember. So saddle up, because we're all finding out together. Got time? No... Well make some. Book II of II of the Time Series Revamp ETA: August 25th 2026

✦ "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮?!" "𝘚𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘞 𝘍𝘈𝘛𝘌, 𝘐'𝘔 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘓𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘋𝘐𝘌!" ִֶָ𐀔𓂃 ᴵᵗ ʰᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ˢᵃⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵘᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳᶠˡʸ'ˢ ʷⁱⁿᵍ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵘˡᵗⁱᵐᵃᵗᵉˡʸ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵃ ᵗʸᵖʰᵒᵒⁿ ʰᵃˡᶠʷᵃʸ ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳᶠˡʸ. ˖ ִֶָ 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 Ever been caught at the wrong place at the wrong time? Because I certainly didn't sign up to get stuck on a team with Forehead, Permanent Hearing Damage, Darth Duck, and Captain Smut. Name's Tenshi Soraki and before you ask how an average OC like me ended up in this mess, get comfortable. I don't mind sharing my story and I've got loads of time. Literally. Book I of II of the Time Series REWRITTEN

The sight before him was horrifying, though he stared upon it with blank blue eyes. The mask he wore dripped with blood before he disappeared with a blue flash.