One shot ❝I'm your entertainer for tonight.❞

Short story ❝I hate you so much.❞

❝That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.❞ °°° Lisa gets excited when she hears about the new pizzeria opening in town but what made her even more excited is the idea that her longtime crush's family owns it and this means that the guy will be working occasionally at the shop. One night, she calls the pizzeria's hotline with the thought of confessing her feelings towards the guy after ordering pizza. But of course, Lisa is a dumb hoe. With one phone call and a dumb shit, what will happen between her and her longtime crush?