Steve never expected to meet R6. But God, he's glad he did. this is a literal year overdue, and I'm only posting this to make alexis read it. I think anyone can tell where I stopped at certain parts and then started again. I also refuse to read over this as it makes me fucking cringe.

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THESE TWO MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE 😏😏🥵🥵🥵🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💕💕💕 [ DISCONTINUED BECAUSE OF LACK OF MOTIVATION ]

This phone is sentient and loves takin it up the port

It's your first time trying one of these treats, and it turns sexual pretty fast with these delicious snacks.

Mario goes to recuse peach, but is met with bowser's dick.