Okay so in my freshman English class we had this big huge assignment which was to write a short story with the same story line as the Odyssey. It had to be at least three pages long and have certain key points like the Odyssey such as father figure, point of almost giving up, etc. Well I decided to wait till the night before it was due at like 3 am and BAKANAKANAKNANHAIRYNIPPLES this 18 page (on printed paper) story was born. Well I never got an actual grade on it so I guess it's online now. Enjoy bitches:)

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