This is a report by Wilbur Soot, written by me, PhizzyPop360. According to Soot, anteaters are awful creatures, and I believe that light must be shed on this matter. In this in-depth report, a plethora of compelling arguments are put forward regarding the Giant Anteater and why they are hated so passionately by Soot. This is entirely satirical, and all 'arguments' belong to Wilbur Soot. I am merely putting them into 'report' format because I thought it would be funny. Please do not take this seriously and please do not hate on Wilbur or anyone else affiliated with him in any way shape or form.

"You did good." Oh god his accent. "I don't think I've seen you race that well before." Dream looked over to him, raising an eyebrow amidst his prideful grin. "You've come to my races before?" - Dream likes to race for the rush of adrenaline, and George looks so pretty when he waves the starting flags. - Accelerate was a written collab by @isntitcrazy and @honkdaddyy. Both of us do not want this to be reuploaded anywhere, and especially not here. We weren't going to upload Accelerate to Wattpad in the first place but people went against both of our boundaries and uploaded it anyway. If you see any fics of Accelerate that aren't from this account, please report them. There is NSFW in it.

It was so fucking stupid and if you'd have told Karl 2 months ago that right now, he would be sat on his bedroom floor with a full and sealed can of monster genuinely debating fucking himself with it, he would have slapped you across the face and called you a fucking moron. But he was OR Karl gets fucked with a can of monster. (posted by anonymous on ao3) if anyone in this fanfic doesn't feel comfortable with this I will delete it

Walmart techno goes to Walmart that's it. Very cringe FIRST RANBOO FANFIC