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OMEGLE/b.k by cherrybombaby
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you're now chatting with a random stranger. say hi! you both like heroes. stranger: hey you: hey. i want friendship not dick. stranger: fuckhead stranger: as if i would give you my dick stranger: you dont deserve it 💀 you: kdhsjshdhjs you: finally you: someone who doesnt wanna fuck 🤠 katsuki bakugou x reader omegle book one
Delicious or Delicious  by GhostGhibli
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What do you get when mixing gambling and cooking, we get shokugeki. Which is what made a girl earn the name, Blood Hound She lives in the madness of cuisine and challenging head chefs in their own game. Her secret is the nose, it's so sensitive to the point that she knows when a meal is made and the ingredients in it. Her life soon took a turn of events when she was suddenly put in a school, Totsuki Academy to be exact, a famous international culinary school that trains students to be top chefs and where only 10% get to graduate. Quick heads up: 1. All artworks and this anime aren't mine 2. When it comes to cooking don't believe anything I say (aka my oc) I know nothing about cooking
𝗞𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗼𝗲𝘀  | ʙɴʜᴀ ⓧ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀsᴛᴀ ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ | by DQuietBanshee
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⫸ MAKE A DECISION: ⌌ ⌍ ◈ Book I. - Killers Play Heroes ◇ Book II. - The Reluctant Heroes ⌎ ⌏ ⫸ THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING Book I. - Killers Play Heroes .................. ⫸ SUMMARY: Some of the Creepypastas went on a mission and somehow ended up in a completely different world. A world with quirks, heroes and villains. To blend in with the crowd, they have to act as normal people, but in the night, they go out for blood. This starts to steer up panic amongst the people of Musutafu and anger in a certain villain group. They also gain these so-called 'quirks' and later start to attend the best hero school in the whole Japan, full of young soon-to-be heroes, that don't even realise who they are sharing classes with. UA Highschool. |"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭..... 𝐢𝐟 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠"| .................. ⫸ DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE? ⌌ ⌍ ʏᴇs / ɴᴏ ⌎ ⌏ 𝙸 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚘𝚠𝚗 '𝙼𝚢 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝙰𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊' 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 '𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚢𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚊' 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝙾𝙲 *Under heavy editing and story rewriting*
Try Me, Bitch |BnHA| |Reader Insert| by Red__Ruby
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bad·ass /ˈbadˌas/ INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN noun noun: badass; plural noun: badasses; noun: bad-ass; plural noun: bad-asses 1. a tough, uncompromising, or intimidating person. "COME AT ME, TRICK ASS HOE I'LL PUT YOU DOWN LIKE A HORSE WITH A BROKEN LEG!!" I'll be blunt. You're in prison. For various reasons. You killed people. A lot of people. Your name is Y/n L/n (duh). Your father died on a hero mission and your mother... didn't respond well to it. She strayed from the hero path, leaving you. You are an... interesting person... ahem. Hella gay. Hella str8. Hella a bitch. "BITCH I KNOW YOU AIN'T TALKIN TO ME I'LL HARVEST YOUR LEG HAIRS!!" Kinda violent but at the same time you're hella nice and calm. "Talk to me like I'm a goddamn Nazi again and I'll pull your asshole out from your mouth you fucking worm." #1 in anime Highest Ranking #1 in idkwhatimdoing Highest Ranking #1 in animexreader Highest Ranking #1 in myhero Highest Ranking #1 in animeworld Highest Ranking #1 in vines Highest Ranking #1 in readerxvarious Highest Ranking #1 in crack Highest Ranking #1 in what Highest Ranking #1 in weird Highest Ranking #1 in my Highest Ranking #1 in craziness Highest Ranking #3 in fanfiction Highest Ranking #3 in hero Highest Ranking #5 in bnha Highest Ranking #7 in help Highest Ranking #9 in powers Highest Ranking #16 in readerxcharacter Highest Ranking (I own nothing!) (Everything and everyone belongs to their rightful owner!) (I only own the plot and my OC's!) (You own yourself!) (Warning!: Blood, cursing, gore!!)
Mom! I'm Texting Serial Killers! (Creepypasta x reader)  by CrackheadStudios
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Highest rankings: #1 on creepypastaxreader #1 on creepypasta When Y/N L/N accidentally gets added onto a groupchat of absolute imbeciles, she, an idiot, decides to continue to talk to these "angsty teens". Unbeknownst to her, they kinda do be killing doe. 😳👀 This is inspired by many texting fanfics I've read! I forgot most of their names but whatEVER. I think you can find one of them on Quotev, I think it's called "Messages", i don't know I haven't read all of it yet but it's so far a masterpiece full of memes. I can probably update a lot cause sis is homeschooled, yolo. I do have a schedule tho, so give me some patience. And yes I am weird asf and kinda dumb 🤭 typical homeschool stereotype, don't bully me. Also I'm not a big fan of cussing but if a bunch of rebellious serial killers don't cuss then what are they? Sorry if I mess up your Christian vibes ✋😔 (I'm kinda a Christian too actually- if I say the F word I probably misspelled or something.) Enjoy, hoe. 👁👄👁 -Yourlocalcrackhead