(PLEASE READ THE LAST CHAPTER!!!) I applied to be Elon Musk's personal assistant. (Meaning I would write stuff down and stuff) He hired me, and I was excited. Ever since I was 16 I have admired this man. He's so smart, and I want his Big Brain to fill me with knowledge. Throughout my new career, I get closer and closer to Mr. Musk. So close, in fact, that I smell his musky musk everyday. Thank you, Elon, very cool.

A register of one shots and idea I've got about Elon Musk.