lift a corner of your mouth. then the other one.

"Hello. This is the rejection hotline. If you were given this number, it means that the person you received this from is not interested in you whatsoever and got so fed up that they gave you my number instead of rejecting you. May I ask where you got this number so I can help you understand why you got rejected?" Cover by @LatonaGraphics {Rankings} #2 in kth wtfff how did this even happen thank you all

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"Also, as per protocol, you will see the name and number of your sperm donor should you want to get in contact with them and allow a relationship with you and your child. You'll be pleased to know that your sperm donor was Kim Seokjin." I almost spat out my water. "WHAT?!" "You heard me correctly Miss Kwon. The person's sperm fertilized your egg is Korea's most eligible and rich CEO, Kim Seokjin's..." Cover by @LatonaGraphics Cover by @jjkuniverse Fan covers by @LatonaGraphics Cover by @kyleeluvskpop #1 in btsjin 👁👄👁 #1 in kpopfanfic <----- Nah what the heck #1 in jinnie #1 in jin <---- what the front door #1 in ksj #1 in kpop <----that's not real omg #1 in bangtan <--- literally how omg thank you {1st place} in The Fake Love Awards © All rights reserved

smile till' your cheeks get six packs.