GORILLAZ: THE G FILES (CRACK(ER)POT theories) is a book full of Gorillaz theories that the author has came up with, because she has a lot on her mind, and has nothing better to do than to theorize about Gorillaz. This book is full of shocking, serious, sad, and even humorous theories, that you'll enjoy reading! DISCLAIMER: None of these theories are facts or canon unless they were proved to be by the actual creators. If some of the theories seem to be outdated or already proven wrong (or right), that's because this piece was published in mid 2017. I do not own Gorillaz, they rightfully belong to Jamie Hewlett, Damon Albarn and EMI Music? This is just for fun!

You randomly get a text from a stranger. I wonder who it is. discontinued

^Just a lil book to fulfill all your Joji fantasies^ * * * * !Disclaimer! x Front cover is not mine, only the editing of the title. Picture is taken from Tumblr and all credit goes to the original owner. x There will be: x Swearing x x Smut x x Alcohol/ Drug use x x Violence x Please enjoy!

Don't own da story nor Gorillaz! :3 Enjoy Reading, luvs! :D Please comment and vote, I'd really appreciate it! <3

It's been a while without Noodle, the real one. About 4 or so years. Murdoc Niccals thought it'd be a good idea to make a cyborg, like a robot of Noodle using a piece of her hair for DNA. That is when Cyborg Noodle was created. Or Cyborg for short. 2D was always afraid of the plastic robot. Her robotic voice made him fear the cyborg. He wanted the real Noodle. He wanted to hear her voice and see her real skin, not plastic. 2D has been depressed without Noodle, wishing every day that she'd return, but she wouldn't. She was dead, and the band knew she was. They would never see their real Noodle again, just the cheap plastic one, the fake, the rhinestone.

[Completed] (Sequel of "The Woman of My Life") Being engaged, 2D and Noodle have planning a wedding for three months. When they are married, what will happen next in their relationship? [I DO NOT OWN COVER ART, CREDIT TO ITS OWNER. I ALSO DO NOT OWN ANY VIDEOS IT THIS STORY, NOR THE MAIN CHARACTERS. CREDIT TO DAMON ALBARN AND JAMIE HEWLETT] Rated Mature- Graphic Depictions of Sex

[COMPLETED] (Sequel of "Love is Forever") It's been six months since 2D has confessed his feelings for Noodle. Now, he wants to ask her a very special question that will change their lives forever. [I DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS. CREDIT GOES TO DAMON ALBARN AND JAMIE HEWLETT.] [COVER ART IS NOT MINE! I TAKE NO CREDIT FOR COVER ART OR FOR ANY ART OR VIDEOS IN THIS STORY!]

[COMPLETED] After Noodle's return to Plastic Beach, 2-D grows feelings for his best friend who has finally become a woman. Will his love be unrequited or returned? [COVER ART IS NOT MINE! I TAKE NO CREDIT FOR COVER ART OR ANY ART OR VIDEOS IN THIS STORY!]

I never see any good Joji imagines. So. Here ya go, sis. We bustin down. Bustin nuts. 🤰These are to be listened to with the song that it is titled with. Enjoy babies. 💕

. she's so nice she's so nice she lets me use her body. ~ [ warning: some chapters start with explicit gifs. don't like them? don't look at them. ]