Childe is a waiter at one of the most famous chain restaurants in all of Teyvat, Zhongli is practically the crownless king of Liyue. Two people who live in totally different worlds, but still create a friendship, how far can this bond go? ✄┈┄┈┄┈┄┈┈┄┈┄┈┄┈┈┄┈┄┈┄┈┈┄┈┄┈ Started: 10/14/21 Finished: 10/24/21 #5 genshinimpact [10/24/21] ★ Clarifications ★ -Modern AU -The characters belong to Mihoyo. -No adaptations. -Spelling mistakes. -Englis it's not my first language. -This is a translation of my own story. -References to Monoceros Caeli Shipps in the story (actively or mention only): -Zhongli x Childe (obviously) -Xiao x Venti (actively) -Beidou x Ningguang (hint) -Kaeya x Albedo (actively) Content that may be sensitive to some people: Alcohol, bullying, major character dead, references to depression, minor character dead, eating dissorder (?, dissociation (?, bad relationship with family.

🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 Shrek-Chan has always liked Obama-senpai It's it was shrek-Chans 2nd year. Obama was a 3rd year, this could be the last year shrek-chan ever sees Obama-senpai. It was time for shrek-chan to make his move... Age Shrek - 18 Obama - 19 Height Shrek 1'3 Obama 9,11

mmm y'all horny mfs

'We are bound to each other by a contract.' Though Teyvat has yet to be but Mondstadht and Liyue, the world is vast. However, what happens to the rest of the world doesn't concern Childe. In his mind, he only cares for battles, wars, and blood. Perhaps the motivation is to protect his family, or, perhaps, the motive is revenge on the creature that lays in the abyss, waiting to strike at any moment. Or perhaps, he wishes to accomplish both and understand the contract set by him and Zhongli years ago despite not remembering the details. Meeting in the rain, the two placed an agreement upon themselves without an idea of how much destruction would take place. 'If either of us broke the rules set in the contract, we shall suffer the Wrath of the Rock.'

Some ChiLi because I'm actually in love with this ship and if I didn't make a book about them soon I was gonna burst- So a series of oneshots of them basically.. Can contain fluff, smut or maybe even angst? Tho most likely smut cuz- ... I'm like that. This is STRICTLY ChiLi/TartaLi or whatever you wanna call the one where Childe tops- So please don't ask me for top Zhongli cuz I won't be doing that, sorry <3 /gen I'd be happy to hear some prompts but, if y'all are gonna request anything then please do so in my private DM's. Thanks! #1 Chili - 02/28/2021 #1 Tartali - 02/28/2021 #2 Alotofsmut - 03/01/2021 #2 GI - 03/14/2021 #1 ChildexZhongli - 03/15/2021 #4 ZhonglixChilde - 03/15/2021

❝ 𝙎𝙤 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣, 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙. ❝ 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩, 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙚. 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣. 𝐀 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐙𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐂𝐡𝐢 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 & 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬. If you're looking for Top Childe, you're in the wrong book. This may suggest some of it, but he's just a power bottom. Zhongli is the top here and sometimes a switch. But I'll most likely never write that.

Xingqiu is an idol. He loves singing and dancing, loving making people happy with his music. He likes reading and sometimes practices martial arts. Oh, he's also openly gay. Chongyun lives in a very sheltered household. His parents have his whole life planned out for him and he finds it hard to express his feelings to others. He has two friends named Xiangling and Hu Tao and doesn't really like anything except martial arts and a little music here and there. - Hu Tao finds a song written and sung by Xingqiu and tells Chongyun about it. He immediately falls in love with the song, but with his strict parents, he has to hide it. He looks more into the song and finds that Xingqiu wrote it. Listening to more songs of his, Chongyun quickly finds himself attached. He tells Xiangling and Hu Tao about it, and of course, they do something stupid. They surprise Chongyun with tickets to one of Xingqiu's upcoming concerts. Events happen and the two boys are so obviously in love with each other. What will happen between the two? !DISCLAIMER! I do not own any of the characters or songs in this. The characters are from Genshin Impact/MiHoyo and the songs are written and sung by Chinese/Korean/Japanese/American bands. Tw: abuse, homophobia, gaslighting, angst, slow burn(ish) Be prepared for a whole lot of angst, fluff and gayness. Started: 3/5/2021 Completed: 5/7/2021

After the resurrection and defeat of Osial, things became much busier for Childe. He had no time for himself until he met a certain brunette again. ❝ Childe found himself being held by Zhongli, like those cliche scenes from romance books. He had never imagined himself in such a situation, especially not as the one that was just 'rescued'.❞ A Genshin Impact Childe X Zhongli fanfiction slotted in between the end of Liyue's arc and before Childe's story quest. Contains spoilers of the main story, as well as dark themes such as angst and death. Entered to wattys 2021 :3 ⚠️I DO NOT OWN THE ART ON THE BOOK COVER!⚠️ If you are the artist and wants it taken down, please message me! Made by Pixiv ID 66284136. I do not own the Genshin characters, but I do own the plot itself. I hope you enjoy! Don't forget to vote and comment if you enjoy it :)))). Will edit when i feel like it lol.

"You're drunk. You're always drunk. You can't keep coming here." "I didn't know where else to go."

Alex is Miles' new assistant. But bringing him documents and coffee are not the only things he does. #1 - tlsp #1 - milex !!!! Thank you ! #10 - arcticmonkeys THANK YOU 💖