hot smexy also smut and mature scenes ig

If you need me I'll be in a trash can

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

obama is gay??👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 please vote if you can! it really means a lot to me

Do you love Shrek?💋💋 Like absolutely love him to the point you'd like deadass just marry him on the spot even though you don't know each other? 🧍‍♀️Cool. 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️This is for u then 🙄🙄‼️‼️