La Squadra from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind goes to Burger King after completing a mission and floating in a river for god knows how long. Also no sorbert and gelato idk their personalities, they literally were created to die. And yeah, i dont know if anyone did this before, so dont be mean to me, this is just a crackfic for god's sake.

THIS WAS BASED OFF OF A RP I DJD. DONT QUESTION THIS PLZ!

In a land far, far away there lived a green ogre - but not just an ordinary ogre. His name is Shrek, and his partner - Lord Farquaad - has impregnated him. Shrek is devastated, and enrolls Obama as his godfather. Will Shrek and Lord Farquaad be able to rescue their relationship? Or will Shrek kick Lord Farquaad out of his swamp - once and for all?

Idk what I'm writing but it's probably gonna be weird ╰(⸝⸝⸝'꒳'⸝⸝⸝)╯

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Idk man, it's midnight here and this seemed like a good idea