How Hisoka and Illumi first met.

Shmoop I may has some of da yaoi in just a warnin!

Illumi, disabled from birth, cannot see, hear, taste, or smell. He can only feel what his family throws at him for being the zoldyck failure. It isn't until a perverted clown pretends to be his butler does he finally get to know the feeling of warmth. HIGHEST RANKING: #4 - hisoillu [cover art not mine]