Never Love Again

"I will never love again God. Did you hear me? I'll never love again!" In which Crowley begins to fall in love, despite pleading to God that he'll never love again.

Ineffable Prince's

In another world the angel Aziraphale is more less angel and more a prince! The demon Crowley, no longer a demon, but a well known prince aswell! however these two are from enemy kingdoms! What happens when one day these two come across each other in a twist of fate? Note: GOOD OMENS DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. I am simply...

Good Omens Short Story Collection (One-shots/Ineffable husbands)

A collection of short Good Omens/Ineffable Husbands stories that I write. Expect 2+ updates a month!

You'll Never Get To Heaven (if you're scared of getting high)

Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really com...

Favourite Demon (The Entire Bloody Boring Fourteenth Century Part I)

Crowley finds his secret conviction that the world was designed for his personal entertainment severely tested by the bloody boring fourteenth century. But what is he a demon for, if not to spice things up a bit? It's irrelevant that a certain angel is taking his orders seriously for once and embarking on a life of se...

Ineffable Husbands Week 2019 Oneshots

8 oneshots for Ineffable Husbands Week 2019. All Crowley/Aziraphale, all the angel and demon boy in love, you know the drill. Day 1: Music Day 2: Rain/Storm/Downpour Day 3: Falling

There Will Come a Day: A Good Omens Fanfic

"Aziraphale debated internally a bit, but curling his arm up around Crowley's shoulder really was more comfortable. He knew he was being silly. He knew a dance was nothing and if it made Crowley happy after his feelings had apparently been hurt it wasn't much to ask, but-it was the demon. He had the literally infernal...

Where the Mountains Meet the Heavens

6,000 years ago, a demon fell for an angel. After the Apocalypse doesn't happen, he remembers six millennia of tentative friendship, daring rescues and growing love. Now there may not be any reasons left not to be in love. If you've read any of my other Ineffable Husbands fic, you probably know what to expect: pining...

Better the Devil You Know

Aziraphale furnished him with what was a somewhat lovely single malt Scotch, which Crowley wasted by swallowing down until it burned his throat. "Dagon. You have Dagon in your shop. Aziraphale, my oldest and best enemy, I go away for just a few decades, and you summon my line manager? You-you-" Aziraphale looked a lit...

This Strange Sweetness

Five times Crowley and Aziraphale were mistaken as lovers, starting in the Garden of Eden. And one time they didn't deny it. Good Omens Ineffable Husbands 5+1 Things fic, pure sappy fluff and humour this time. No angst, I promise. But plenty of kissing. Crowley/Aziraphale

Another Chance

Another good omens fic lol This is about Raphael the archangel (Crowley) who loves Aziraphale but are both to fucking awkward to properly talk to each other. Can I get a wahoo?

All We're Fighting For

After the World Didn't End, an angel an a demon are left to figure out the Rest of Their Lives. The path is even more Ineffable than it had been before, an unclear horizon that might be a mirage or might be real. One thing is certain, though. Whatever will come for them, they'll face it together.

Who Leaves Paradise?

Prince Aziraphale has a perfect life in the sky city of Elysium until his fiance, king Gabriel forces him to make an impossible choice. He is forced to turn fugitive with an impossible boy and his animal companion at his side. out of options, Aziraphale is forced to put his trust in Crowley, an intergalactic criminal.

Ineffable

Crowley and Aziraphale go through what is most likely their most daring, life-risking, but nice and accurate adventure. But is trouble the only thing that's brewing?

Millennial Blues

Aziraphale is an employee at an independent bookstore, just barely making ends meet. Crowley is the mysterious man with honey-colored eyes who suddenly falls into his life. Both of them reach for each other in a world that seems set on not making anything easy for them. But as love begins to blossom, their pasts also...

Awkward Gospel

Aziraphale and Crowley have grown very close since the not-apocalypse. In fact they may be on the verge of admitting some very intimate secrets. Too bad the forces of hell have other plans in store for them!

My Dearest Warlock

Biological family doesn't always mean everything. Biological family can hurt you, break you, mock you, or leave you. Blood doesn't always mean everything. True family isn't defined by blood, but rather by true love that can never be taken or forsaken. Warlock Dowling was more than happy to receive the news that Nanny...

In which Aziraphale and Crowely are Gods 6000 year long slow burn fic.

God... is a little less heavenly, and more fangirls than most believe. She's also a Mexican women in an gay ally t-shirt but that's a topic for another day. Cross posted from my Ao3! (Same title, my usernames Stabby_Stab over there)

You Could Make A Religion Out Of This, and other shorts

A Good Omens microfic compilation. Featuring stories such as "You Could Make A Religion Out Of This (please don't)", "Knock Knock, Get The Door, It's Religion", and many more!

Tickety-Boo (Ineffable Husbands Week 2019)

As the title states, this book will be used for prompts for the ineffable husbands week. They will most likely not be in date, but I will make the effort to have something for each prompt. I doubt each chapter will be very long but they will all have a minimum of 1,000 words. (This is the SFW variant of the challenge...

Well, That Was A Thing (Good Omens One-Shots)

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count fo...

Collection of Small fics

I wrote a few small fics based on prompts for the Ineffable Husbands. I am going to post them all here. So the chapters will not coincide with each other. Just a warning.

A Bullet to my Heart

My friends gave me some prompts and it became this fic. Its supposed to be a 1960's spy fic. Crowley wants to cause some trouble, but he is not prepared for Aziraphale to be there. He has to do some quick thinking to save himself and Aziraphale from discorporation.

Bells Up (A Good Omens Fanfic)

"You have until Christmas to correct your ways. Until then, I cast you out of Heaven." Those were the ominous words that echoed in his mind as he was plummeting down to the ground. Wingless and powerless, he doesn't know what to do now nor how to return to Heaven. All he knows is that he has to swallow his massive pr...

Ineffably Yours (Ineffable Husbands AU Week 2020)

Once again, there are specific prompts for every day, this time the focus is AU's. Each one of these will be a stand-alone, short story, unlike the last time I did this event, where I turned it into one storyline with multiple chapters. The event takes place from September 20th to September 27th 2020. Note: Days 1...

the letters that where for you (goodomens)

inspired by a text post on tumbler, from the person who's username is dickwheelie editing and writing is still in progress •Ranks!! #69 letters 👀 #1 in idkman

i fell in love with the devil

i fell in love with the devil / and now i'm in trouble / i fell in love with the devil / i'm underneath his spell (a collection of ineffable husbands/good omens drabbles all previously posted on tumblr summer 2019. i hope you enjoy)

How to date an angel

After preventing the destruction of earth as we know it, Aziraphale and Crowley have a new task (mostly because Aziraphale asked nicely and Crowley just couldn't say "No" to his angel). So, of course, Crowley is trying to get Aziraphale to go on a date with him, or at least show the angel how he feels about him- but A...

The Angel's Curse

"𝘖𝘩, 𝘔𝘳 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥?" In a certain little bookshop nestled on a street in Soho, something is amiss with a certain ethereal sushi-lover. Being served to our favorite hip-swishing smooth-talking mess of a demon is an appetizer of catty demoness with a passion fo...

Tempting the Holy [DISCONTINUED]

Crowley is given a new order, a new person to tempt. Simple, he thinks. He tempts people daily. And so he is given the order to tempt a priest into sin. Easy enough. Plenty things he could do to bring this priest to sin. Though he wasnt prepared to actually meet the priest, because as it turns out... This priest... he...