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It All Started when I was FLUSHED down the TOILET

"Hey! I may not be that smart, athletic or attractive or talented or good at cooking, I burn water man.....wait....where am I going with this?" Chloe Anderson is just a basic bitch who has an extraordinarily basic best friend and an even more basic asshole rival. ~©*Cover done by my favorite Avocado, @Mint_ChocolateCh...

Your First Can Never Be Your Always

Love and family is what we need to fulfill our desire for intimacy. Not everyone gets a perfect life. When some got roses and rainbows, Olivia encountered betrayal, violence, excruciating pain and unexpected love. Her cruel and abusive mother was all she had until her life collided with a strikingly handsome basketbal...

The laundromat_Angel | BWWM

He shakes visibly, fear rolling off of him. "I..I..I didn't do shit!!" He says. I roar with laughter and nearly fall over backwards. "Oh, so you're constipated?!" Lena is just a constantly bloated buffoon who got kidnapped by some mafia dude.