🌸This is a book of names rarely seen or unseen on Wattpad. 🔥Names of girls and boys from all over the world.

Teenager postssssssss. 99 of them :)

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

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(highest ranked #151) 28-10-2017 Hi, rants by me and absolute funny stuff that goes down in Nigeria. You're curious about Nigerian culture? check it out or you just want to laff as a Nigerian? check it out or you just love me? check it out.

"Following these traditional good girl ways, I learnt to cook, clean and sweep at the age of 8. Today I am 16 year old and all I do is cook, clean and sweep, preparing myself for the days when I turn 21 and cook, clean and sweep for eternity while my husband-the doctor/lawyer/engineer/rich man/ Igbo to the core-goes about his daily business making money to provide for me and my 4 children who will be First In All Their Classes." Ifeoma Asika is an 18-year-old girl from Lagos, born into Nigerian Elite. She is First In All Her Classes (as she was born to parents who were First In All Her Classes), beautiful and talented. She speaks fluent Igbo and drives around in tinted Range Rovers, unaware of the evils that lurk. Cynical and world-weary, she dreams of a life untouched by Nigerian values and Marriage. She lives a repeated life of school, housework and church desperate for a chance to do something different. Then comes Bankole. He's unlike anyone she has ever met. He is the tall muscular son of her father's new employee. With his close-shaven head, rapid-fire Yoruba, his free spirit, he is a light at the end of the tunnel. When-in a series of unfortunate events-she finds herself pregnant, disowned, expelled and in debt to the local dibia, she seeks the help of Bankole in which they find the one thing they have both been looking for. #weneeddiversebooks

Eh hen....................Really? Eh hen....................I told you so! Eh hen....................I remember! Eh hen....................Please continue Eh hen....................And so what? Eh hen....................Can I help you? Eh hen....................As I was saying... Eh hen....................Really? Eh hen....................I'm shocked. Eh hen....................See yourself? Why? Because it's in our blood!

This is a joke book about african parents. This is to remind them that they are our mini comedian. I am a Nigerian and i will be pecular about Nigerian parents only.

Comedy that would make you crack your ribs.