Here are some funny quotes from the Modern Family, one of the funniest shows on the planet. Besides mah personal fave, Duck Dynasty! Sorry if they are not accurate. I hope all you #mofy fans enjoy them!

Lillian, or Lily James is just a normal 17 year old girl from Holmes Chapel, England. But when she and her family move to Doncaster, her life is flipped upside down. She meets a young man by the name of Louis Tomlinson. Suddenly she is out and about, having fun, living while she's young. Sparks fly between Lilly and Louis, and she ends up pregnant with his baby. They are completely in love and want to spend the rest of their lives together. There's only one problem. Louis is Lily's English teacher.

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

What happens when the countries have a online chat room? Bad stuff.. Really really bad stuff. /////copy right to Maurieller, give credit for any content taken\\\\\\

[COMPLETED] You're not the only one with a haunting past. (No translations permitted.)

Detention is supposed to be a punishment, but for Louis and Harry, it's the start of something beautiful. Unfortunately, what starts off as a harmless love affair quickly takes a turn for the worse. Through all the stereotypes, judgments, family issues, and demons from the past, Louis and Harry struggle to stay strong. What happens in detention, stays in detention. [NOTE: I began writing this book in 2011 when I was 13 years old. There are many grammatical errors, cringe-worthy moments, and plot inconsistencies. Obviously, my writing has improved immensely since 2011, so please feel free to check out any of my more recent works instead. This book is not representative of my present-day writing abilities. I would prefer to delete this entirely (and its sequel), but there have been many readers who have expressed their love and appreciation for this book despite its flaws. Regardless, thank you all for your support with the Detention series over the past few years. I love and appreciate each and every one of you.]

"It is better to be feared than loved" Fanfiction #4 Teen Fiction #13 Copyright © 2013, JustinsAvenger

I am only fifteen...how could this happen to me? I am nerdy-straight 4.0 GPA, never smoked, never done drugs, never had a boyfriend, never had sex, never tasted alcohol, so why did he have to kidnap me? And how does One Direction fit into this mess?

{book 1 of the Adopted By Elounor series} Alex had no idea that when she entered a contest to spend a day with Louis Tomlinson and his girlfriend, Eleanor Calder, that she would actually win. But when Louis catches Alex's stepdad, Chad, in the act of abusing the young girl, he knows he can't leave her... So him and Eleanor decide to take her with them on One Direction's tour and let her live with them in a safe home. Alex instantly connects with the boys, and soon starts to fall for a certain curly haired boy and Irish Snowflake. But will Louis, who sees Alex as his own daughter, let those crushes go any further? Or will he refuse to let them grow strong feelings for each other? Will Harry and Niall compete to win over Alex? What happens when one boy wants Alex to stay innocent, and the other is the exact opposite? What about Chad? Will he let Louis and Eleanor take his step daughter, aka punching bag, away from him? Find out in 'Adopted By Elounor'. PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THIS STORY IS FICTION SO IT IS NOT REAL. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE 1D BOYS THEIR REAL AGE LIKING A YOUNGER GIRL THEN DO N O T READ THIS STORY. ALEX'S AGE CHANGES LATER IN THE STORY. Cover by @uapukun21 <---- She is AMAZING! :) Copyright 2013, all rights reserved to @CorrinaWalsh