A glorified rant containing within itself: serial killers, rants, templates, muses, bad jokes, good jokes, mostly bad jokes, insults, talk of drowning, loss of bone mass, and a certain unbearable Mary Sue named Celeste. Oh, and there's a guide in there somewhere. But I don't think that's too important. --Yamomisa III, Supreme Overlady of the Universe, AMI, Esq. a.k.a. --Misa

Some of you have the strangest fan fictions I have ever seen. Now, I'm not saying that I'm a god as writing Naruto fics, but I know a thing or two. If your a butthurt loser, don't read this. Alright, lets get on with the tea, muchachos.

I wouldn't call myself an expert, but I would say, I've read enough fanfictions during my seven years of joining wattpad to have a humble amount of knowledge on all the things that seem illogical and bizzare in Naruto fanfictions. This book consists of a bunch of overused ideas, incorrect storytelling, and of course our dearest overpowered mary and gary sues. It also has information and detailed explanation on Naruto's storyline, characters and history of the shinobi world varying from the history of the clans and villages itself to politics, economics and geography. It is a humble guide for anyone who wants to start a fanfic. Things to insist on and things to avoid.