Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Where Aden finally gathers the courage to confess to Neo, but accidentally ends up almost killing him.

Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

"You're a devil!" She grinned at the girl who earlier tried to humiliate her and lock her in the closet. "Oh darling, " she leans close to the brunette girl and whispered to her, "I'm worst than a devil. I'm a psycho." xxx Ivy Rue was always different from everyone else. She was rebellious with a carefree soul that would do anything to satisfy herself. After all, being sent away at a young age and being the heiress of a billionaire was enough to make her carefree. Now coming back to her hometown she hopes for a simple and fast last year of high school. But what she got was the opposite of what she was expecting. Add in the campus dangerous boy, Levi King, heir to the richest company, along with his two crazy buddies and you get the perfect smoothie to a disaster of a year. And don't forget the drama and crazy parents. Follow the journey of two teenagers as they deal with both their problems and find love all in one senior year. xxx "I'll make you crave, and only need me." xxx PLEASE DO NOT COPY!!! None of the pictures belong to me! I found them all on Pinterest. And feel free to correct my grammar and mistakes. Google Translate is used so some of the translations might be wrong. ALSO! There's not rly a plot so it can seem like a mess at certain part of the story. I just type whatever comes to mind :) Ty, for stopping by and giving this story a chance:) #1 in Drama [June 14, 2021]

Everyone at school knows Andrew Jennings. Missing an arm. Openly gay. But when he meets star athlete Ryan Sullivan in therapy, can friendship lead to more? ***** When Andrew 'Jacky' Jennings ends up in therapy after an English assignment gone wrong, he doesn't expect to find his high school's star athlete, Ryan Sullivan, sitting in the same waiting room. After all, he and Ryan couldn't be more different: football captain, future valedictorian, and all-around nice guy, Ryan is the school's golden boy, while Andrew is known for his permanent snarl, being openly gay, and losing his left arm (along with his father and sister) in a car accident. But when Andrew learns they actually have a lot in common, he's surprised to see past the enigma that is Ryan Sullivan and his seemingly perfect life. And as the two boys begin to connect over their shared grief, depression, and teenage angst, they might just discover a little pocket of happiness for themselves -- if they're willing to fight for it. [Word count: 100,000-150,000 words] Cover designed by Lily Taylor Please read the 'Introduction' for a full list of content/trigger warnings

At 00:00, Cinderella ran away from her prince, leaving a glass slipper on the marbled steps of the grand staircase. At 00:00, I ran away from him. Unlike Cinderella, I didn't leave a single thing behind. © sonderingly

"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome." "Yep!" "Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow. I nodded dumbly. And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..." "Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide. "Yo!" "And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..." "You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear. "You're hired, hobo."

***CURRENTLY ON HIATUS*** This is a series of one-shots about the TMI characters. (Although, the characters from TID and TDA might make a few cameo appearances.) These one-shots will contain some Sizzy and Malec, but mostly Clace! One-shot requests are welcome. If you have one, just comment or PM me and tell me your wonderful idea! For those of you with smexy little minds: I now take one-shot requests with a little extra canoodling. . . if you know what I mean. ;) (Temporarily not accepting requests due to the hiatus on the book. Sorry!) *** Disclaimer: I sadly don't own The Mortal Instruments. That honour goes to the lovely and talented Cassandra Clare. That's why it's called FanFiction. I also do not own the picture. I found it on google images and just added some words. Hope you enjoy! :)

My name is Sophie Morgan and I'm Ms. Popular. Right now, my goal is to take revenge on Mr. Popular--- Chris Adams. It won't be a sweet revenge because Mr. Popular is not backing down. Now, I think I'm not the only one who's planning revenge on someone. Let us see who wins in this game of revenge.

Step into Hazel Justice's zany life. She has got the looks and the brains. She's funny and childlike but serious when she needs to be. She has the wackiest people on earth as her best friends. Her life is all about high school, hang outs and a cute guy she has a crush on. But soon enters Tyler Knight to add a bit more quirk to her already eccentric existence. With him come anger, playful vengeance and a lot of confusion. But is love quite far away? Can these two brats fall for each other? Maybe....but that is if they ever get free from getting on each other's nerves. Click 'start reading' and see for yourself!! Trust me, you won't regret it :)