a dorky blonde boy's conversations to an annoyed aussie he prank calls all the time.

"ashton: good morning lucas" "luke: i hate you"

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

"Let's show them that we can be the same as any heterosexual couple." He grinned. "But how?" "Get a piece of paper and a pen." He paused, flashing his perfect white teeth. "Lets be Cliché." cover by quantum-fags

Luke and Ashton make a bet to see who will lose their virginity first, not knowing that they would end up tying.

dear ashton, please wake up.

' do you need the money? ' ' yes. ' ' yes what? ' ' yes, daddy. ' highest ranking ; 1 in lashton / © teenagehemmings | wattpad 2015 | ongoing WAS PUBLISHED IN 2015, DON'T JUDGE MY CURRENT WORKS OFF MY OLDER WORKS.

frat boy luke who everyone knows as the popular douchebag that hangs with the wrong crowd and gets judged too easily for someone who he really isn't or the one where ashton has to tutor luke because of luke's nagging mother and his horrible effort and grades. - "that's funny, a nerd in trouble, what an alliteration." luke said while looking at ashton. "you mean an oxymoron?" ashton replied harshly mumbling 'idiot' while walking even faster. - lowercase intended