Just you and Melone. Alone. Turns out you have more in common than meets the eye.

Just read the title 😔 I a m s o s o r r y

A brief description of what happens when Carl Azuz dabs... Through poetry!

Carl Azuz is just a regular news anchor for CNN Student News, that is, until you come into his life.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips