"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

It's not everyday that you get asked by a multi-billionaire man to marry his son. One day when Abrielle Caldwell was having the worst day of her life; the son of a multi-Billionaire bumps into her making her drop her books outside of school. Not knowing he was Ace Daniels, she threw all her anger out at him, and Ace ended up picking up her books for her. When Ace's father sees the first time that his son obeyed, he knew Abrielle was the girl that could tame Ace.

"What makes you think I'll let you leave?" he asked and took a step towards me. "Because I'm not into guys?" "Well then why did you date your ex-boyfriend?" he asked and I froze at the mention of my ex. "Because ...uhhmm...I-I," My ex was a touchy subject. "You can't fool me, Bella," He said and rolled his eyes. "I already fooled you," "How?" "Well for starters, you looked like you believed me when I first told you," I said with a proud grin on my face while he rolled his eyes but I couldn't help but notice the small smile on his lips. "Where were you anyway?" he asked. "In the storage room," "What were you doing there?" he asked. "Masturbating," * * * Bella Parker is your bright, crazy, and brave eighteen-year-old teenager who runs away after overhearing a conversation about something that makes the hairs on her back raise and her bad past come rushing back. Declan Stone is one of the strongest Alphas who roams the earth. They say he's unbeatable and his pack is the strongest of all, they say he knows who his mate is but doesn't want to bring her into this life. What happens when Bella is pushed into the supernatural world with lies that her dead mother kept from her. What happens when she's not as humane as she thought she was? Read at least three chapters to decide whether you like it or nah because it gets so much better! Rank #4 in Werewolf 06/06/2019 Rank #1 in Funny 17/08/2019 HAHAHAHA