Peter, Piper and Pepper (Oneshot)

(Purely English) Peter and Piper loved to pick on Pepper. One day, she suddenly disappeared. Now, where is the Pickled Pepper Peter and Piper picked? This is a short Oneshot Story. With only more or less 2000 words. Expect angst, a lot of it. Wrote it when I was 12, what d'you expect? And by the way, this has an uncle...