Funny/bitchy Combacks

Have you ever wanted to just shove a boy/girl's pick up line down their throat? Well don't, because that could be considered assault. Instead use these sassy comebacks to all kinds of pickup lines! Enjoy these carefully devised, (if you call spending five minutes seeing if you can make a comeback and if not moving on carefully) comebacks to all the classic pick up lines. - purpleunicorn4eva and RebetSonic112

[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]

WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm more of a WattpadWorm, but you can be any type of worm you want to be, I'm not judging. When you're really bored, you can read my book. Go try some of these things. Tell me how it works. If you get kicked out of somewhere, I feel your pain. I have gotten "Please leave"s and "We would prefer it if you were to not come back here."s for dares. I've also gotten kicked out of lecture halls for laughing too loudly with my friends or "being a disruption". BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT. What even was my point? Oh yeah, I would love if you would read my book. I'm just a starting author, and every bit of criticism helps. I thank all of my readers so so much and you are fabulous. #34 in random ?! i know it may not last long, but RAD, BRO // keep reading, don't judge the book from this comment.

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Need a good comeback? Need a good revenge plan? Well you've come to the right place. here are the funniest comebacks of the year.

We all love everyone, except for that one person.

Bored at school? Need something to do? Well here's a list or things to do! Comment on the ones you've done. Comment your crazy school stories and I might add them to the list. (((((Most of these are not made up by me sooo yeah)))))

Hello Everyone! So today I started a new book called Relatable posts!! I hope you guys will enjoy this one like my past book called Tips, Advice, Life Hacks and DIYS! I love you guys so much! Mwah Mwah! XOXO, JustAPerfectGirl ❤️

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.