Some people in today's society think that being a Christian means neglecting mankind's scientific progress and clinging to the traditions that have withheld the Church from actively engaging in society for so long. I don't believe that. In fact, I'm fed up with the loudmouth organizations that force that on so many individuals, doing much more harm for the cause of Christ than good. I wrote this short little satirical piece as a response to those very people. Here's to Jesus Christ and to the onward pursuit of scientific progress!

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