Stay holy

In which i bless you and cleanse you of sins

Jar-Jar has fallen into a deep depression since his lovers death, but when an opportunity to bring him back appears, Jar-Jar will stop at nothing to see Papa Smurf again. (RAPE TRIGGER WARNING)

A child named Shadow age eleven runs into the woods after being in a laboratory for five years Shadow met a man named Slender he invited Shadow to stay at the slender mansion after all Shadow looks and acts like a creepy pasta Shadow makes new friends and has many adventures on the way with there new friends. (I OWN DISH COVER) Hebi Hebi Hebi ( Do not own the creepy pastas ) ( I own Golden Shadow)

THIS BOOKKK HAS BACON STORY'S AND THE WORD BACON!!!!!