Five girls, semi-friends on a quest to escape North Korea, steal an attack helicopter and crash it by chance outside BTS's apartment building. Under pressure, they all must learn to cooperate, or they could all be killed. Slowly, unpredictable bonds are built (and a few are destroyed), along with fledgling empires and an awful lot of cats (ask Ember - it's her fault there are cats everywhere!) Excerpts: -.-.- "...It'll be good for PR, and after that whole fiasco at the awards show, fans think that you're uh... Dating each other." "Wait, what?" Jin breathes. "But I'm like 29! They're like 18!" "It's legal though," Beverly smiles. "But for real, can I date Jimin?" "Ew, no." Jimin frowns, "I hate you." -.-.- "We're not getting you a gun," Junk stated blankly, "I am in fear of my life everyday because of your pistol." -.-.- "Hey uh..." Serena whispers, which is surprising because she usually yells, "Is that...?" "OH MY HOLY MOTHER-FUCKING GOODNESS IS THAT HIM!?" Beverly squeals. "Oh shit," Tae stares at him, "I think it is." The leader of North Korea is sitting two tables down from us, eating a triple cheeseburger. He looks up, noticing that we're watching him. He waves idly, but smiles malignantly. I sorta want his autograph - he's famous, right? I half get up, but Serena wrestles me back into my seat, all the while hissing obscenities. -.-.- "Guys, it says we're in Syria." "Great..." J-Hope mutters, rubbing his head. "Where's Syria again?" Beverly asks. "Dunno." -.-.- Then Emily shouts from the controls, "Oh my god look guys!" We all crane our necks to peer out where she's pointing, "Is that... oh my god guys, that's Trump. TARGET ACQUIRED, READY THE NUCLEAR MISSILE!!!"

Five years later, verified Eva Trend's studying to be a vet. She plans on doing homework, serving her demanding older sister and- Going to Australia? Note from the authors: Donkey: - We still don't own any of these characters - We live in Australia, so our spelling is Australian English (the same as British English) so sorry if you are American - We don't greet people by saying g'day mate - I hate Vegemite. It's disgusting, don't try it for ur sake - Magpies dislike me so they won't attack me (sadness!) - We drive on the left side of the road, unlike most countries - We don't have pet koalas (sad!). Koala's can harm humans really badly, and you only see them in the outback or zoos - Kangaroos can hurt people really badly too. - AUSTRALIA IS A REAL COUNTRY. IF YA DON'T THINK IT IS, GO BACK TO PREP. - It's really hot in Australia, but it can get really cold too. - Most of us do not speak with an 'Australian accent' - Not all of us swear, but we swear more than probably a lot of countries Note: contains swearing Please read book one, 'TikTok Camp' first, but this could still be read as a stand-alone Ranks: #1 in Verified Completed: Ongoing

Eva Trend is a nobody. Despite being in the app since the Musical.ly days, she only has 314 followers. When she gets invited to go to TikTok Camp with all the verified TikTok people, her life changes forever. Trust me. Whatever you think this story is about, it isn't. If you want a happy cheesy romance, don't read because we have no idea how to write romance... -- -------- -- Note from the authors: Catゞ: - rough and unedited. This is a bit of a detailed plan, if u get what I mean. - plz don't read if u can't take a joke. U might find somethings that happen to people in the story insulting. If so, u can't say I didn't warn u... - this book started as a joke between us. Not sure if we should make it more serious - don't forget to vote and comment! If u did enjoy it, just do some finger gym and press that little star Donkey :): - we don't own any of these characters. :) Note: Contains swearing Ranks: #1 in jacobsartorius #1 in sweatshirt #1 in orange #1 in mychaelade Completed: Late November 2019

Jimmy loves singing, he also loves fish. The thing is, he sucks at singing and his fish addiction gets out of hand really easily. He's also bullied a lot and a serial killer. So read on, follow on with Jimmy's exciting adventures - discover just how crazy his life can get.

Jasmine and Tabitha are both muggle-born witches, both descendants of Rowena Ravenclaw, and both gifted in extraordinary ways. When Professor Flitwick suddenly shows up at their front door, delivering their letters, the two of them expect to live the next 7 years at Hogwarts in peace. Away from Dorothy's wails, their mum's business deals and most importantly, Aerial. But as it turns out, their high school bully ends up attending the school too. And she's annoying, very annoying.