"I never meant for things to go this far: me, scarfing down a second gigantic plate of nachos, as my friends cheer me on or stare at me in disbelief. But that's what happens when college kids order too much food, to-go, from a bar after having a few too many drinks." * This story contains stuffing, weight gain, and a fetish for it. If this makes you uncomfortable, please read something else that's more suitable to your interests, because otherwise, it'll just be really awkward for both of us.