Chantaje means "blackmail" in Spanish Craig (25) has always been an asshole toward his childhood friend Tweek (25). Their constant bickering and pointless argument are the only things that keep them close. But later on... Tweek seems to have an upper hand over Craig, leading to Tweek's wishes becoming his commands, thus, Chantaje begins. WARNING: This story contains strong language and scenes some may find offensive, and sexual content, viewer discretion advised. And also "I don't own South Park or the images used in this story, nor do I own the characters, but I have altered them to fit better into my story."

Craig wasn't the best in the love game. His best friend decides, "Why not hire a Maid? You might find a nice hot girl!" Little did they know, Craig got a surprise he wasn't expecting.

One-shots and some short stories. Mostly Fluff! And maybe some AU's in the future. ----A summary for every one shot, so you'll know why the weird title------------

When rumors in hell spread like wild fire about a young youth pastor, Craig Tucker, allegedly not as much of God's Child as they may have suspected, a vigorous Imp named Tweek is sent to Earth to get Craig to break. To much of his dismay, Tweek comes to Earth forced to bother Craig until he breaks. The question is, what will make him break? What exactly is so weak about him? Has he committed sin? **For Starters, I am by far not the most religious person out there. I just happen to adore this AU and wanted to be able to write more for the fandom. Also, I will try to update every week on Sundays, but we will have to see. ***The cover photo is not by me and I am NOT taking credit. If anyone can help me find the original artist then please help me!