Me: You sneaky bitch, you thought I wouldn't notice my precious blueberry muffins going missing one by one, well let me tell you this Park Minji, i'm coming for your throat hide ur coochie hair Unknown: Sorry?... Me: ThAtS AlL YoU HaVe tO sAy?!? SORRY?!? Sorry my ass. We will see who's sorry when someone's coochie hair is taped on a barbie doll. Unknown: No... sorry, wrong number.. Read more to find out what happens next... _EEA2_ Highest ranks: #1 in suga (i cAnT bEliEve-) #1 in wrongnumber #1 in tae (yaLL-) #1 in jhope (JHOPPPEEEEEEE) #7 in rm ( eye-) #16 in jimin #1 in Jungkook ( OH MY FUC- I LITERALLY DIED-) #1 in bts #5 in jin ( WWH LETS GOOO) #1 in bangtan (💜) #75 in funny #53 in comedy #19 in jjk THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH I CANT BELIEVE THIS ❤️💜⭐️✨💜⭐️💜❤️✨⭐️💜⭐️💜

" Is she DUMB?! ", Jin yelled out in frustration. " Oof. ", Yoongi wasn't even surprised anymore. " She's just too innocent for that world.", Jimin sighed. Ever wondered if someone is watching over you and face palms every time you make a dumb decision? - Contains swearing - - Might contain some disturbing scenes - Started - 13/09/18

"Did you know a robot's dick is ten times harder than a normal dick? Let's test that out." #4 in FANFICTION✓ [The fanart is NOT mine. It belongs to the original owner.] Original owner of fanart: @BTS_ON_CANVAS on twitter! © sujinniie 2019-2020 ✓

180511: #56 in BANGTAN Note: Mature content "I could at least get a 'thank you'," the young man whispered on your ear sitting down beside you on the bar counter. "Thanks," you said, gulping a bottle of vodka. A tight grip on your thigh sent shivers to your whole body. "Not that kind of thank you kitty," he said on the skin of your neck. That was first time you met him, and you never thought that he could change your life forever. ---

"don't you remember me?" started 5-7-17; ended 31-8-17 HIGHEST RANK: #310 IN FANFICTION

Can't you just stay with me? Lay in my arms as if they haven't once let you go. Listen to my words and pretend like you haven't heard my lies before. Please. Just. Stay with me for one more night and forget what I didn't do for you and see what I can. I don't deserve you, but I know after this night. I can live life knowing you've thought of me the same way I did of you for at least one night.

BTS x Reader Fanfic What if you were the soulmate of Seven Greek Gods. Namjoon- Zeus- God of the Sky Jin- Asclepius- God of Medicine Yoongi- Hades- God if the Underworld Jhope- Poseidon- God of the Sea Jimin- Eros - God of Sexual Desires, Attraction, and Love Taehyung/V- Dionysus- God of Wine, Madness, and Theatre Jungkook- Morpheus- God of Dreams and a Shapeshifter Book 2 is out! *Disclaimer* This is a made up story from my own imagination. None of this really happened it is a made up story. I am not responsible for BTS. I only own the main character which is Y/N.

The 7 boys woke up to find a big package. When they opened it up it revealed a human girl , or so they thought it was human. The creator left notes for them every once a week a fact about her however the boys figure it out sooner. But who is this owner? And what will they do with the girl? Read to find out what happens ©️Kook135nCr34m 2018 Highest ranking: 5th on Artificially 8/5/2018

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction and #5 in Romance || Melody Carson has been in the same class as Tyson McCannon since primary school. She's watched him play with girls, set the school on fire, skip classes, prank teachers, smoke behind the school, break the law, get into fights with other guys for fun and even watched him get suspended for three weeks. He always ruins everything and never does what he is told. Melody has hated him since the day he set foot in her school and luckily he has never noticed her. That is, until now. Tyson has set his eyes on Melody and won't stop until he gets what he wants. And he wants her. *-*-* Note: It is cliché at first but it gets better. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan