Hero, villain, heroine, sidekicks, and extras are the roles of the characters of a story. I am a being whose job is to maintain the world created by 'mortals.' And the worlds are the stories created by them. I'm spectating them and checking if they are following their roles properly. One mistake and everything will be over. I sighed and surrendered my hands. I'm just doing my job peacefully for a long time, but this one story dares to hide the heroine! The most important character! The trigger for the change of the world! The key! "Who are you?" "I am just a spectator whose mind was blown up because of this particular place which we can call 'your world.'" "What?" "I'm kidding. I'm a scholar." She tilted her head and lowered her spear. I don't know why this world became a mess. I was surprised when I saw them capturing the seven-year-old kid girl and hiding her here in a cave for almost thirteen years. "Let's go." "Where?" "To your home. Let's use your role to return everything in place." That's the plan, but... "You said I was the heroine. Does that mean I have the power to choose my hero?" "No, everything has been---" "You, you will be my hero from now on. And it would be best if you protected me from the danger I will encounter. After all, I'm the heroine, right?" She tilted her head and grinned, "I won't accept another hero except you. Refuse, and I will abandon my 'heroine' title and destroy this world. You know I can do it. This world loves my very existence." I was doing my job correctly. I need to fix this and return to my comfortable life. But why is everyone in this world crazy?! *****

"Kuya wala na bang mas maibaba toh? Dali na kuya marami naman akong pinamili eh" "Ma'am may discount na nga po yan eh" "Dali na kuya" "O sige na nga ma'am. Buti na lang maganda kayo" "Thank you kuya" Meet Riss, ang babaeng ubod ng kuripot. Halos ayaw nyang ilabas ang pera nya kaya lagi na lang si "Uy pwede tawad?" "Ale pwedeng bawasan nyo? Kahit mga singkwenta lang" Ang babaeng kahit singkong butas ay papatusin nya dahil sabi nga nya "Ang isang million bago nabuo, maraming piso ang kailangan, maraming singkong butas. Kaya dapat pahalagahan ang pera. Marami din kaya ang pinagdaanan nila, yung iba ngang piso nasa tabi ng tae" Hayok sa pera! Kauri ni Mr. Krabs, nakakaamoy din yan ng pera at hindi rin uso ang salitang 'libre' sa kanya "Ang libre ay para lang sa mga mayayaman. Eh ako mahirap lang, kaya ang libre ay wala sa diksyunaryo ko!" Kaya hanap ng hanap ng trabaho para magkapera hanggang sa nakilala nya si Reeze, ang taong maraming pera pero hindi alam kung saan gagamitin Marami na rin naman syang charities na sinusuporthan pero hindi pa rin yun nagagawang mabawasan ang pera nya Naggi-girlfriend na rin ng mga gold diggers para mabawasan ang pera niya pero wala pa din Nagsunog na rin sya ng pera! Pero talagang napakarami nyang pera, hanggang sa naisipan nyang maghanap ng asawa na maggagastos ng halos lahat ng pera nya. Kaya ng makilala nya si Riss, inaya na agad nya itong pakasalan At syempre, pinatulan sya ni Riss! At dito na magsisimula ang kwento ng mag-asawang may saltik sa ulo! *** Author's Note: Puro mura po ito kaya kung di kaya ng utak nyo ang nga ganito eh, wag nyo na lang po basahin Bye! Wag nyo ako irereport binalaan ko na kayo **** 2020- Best In Title