Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

I died because of a slippery soap. It's so embarrassing, what would my family think when they see my naked body bleeding on the floor next to a soap that seems to be mocking me?! It's the lamest way to die.. Well it's fine, I would be going to heaven or hell after this and I'll forget about everything- "Eh..? eH EH?!" A Goddess suddenly appeared infront of me and said that I was pitiful mockingly. So she gave me another life while keeping my memories intact. "I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS! JUST LET ME REST IN PEACE!" Reincarnated into an otome game, not as a mere background character but as the MALE LEAD. Surrounded by pretty girls that are desperate for my attention, this is what every hot-blooded male would desire but if only I could scream.. 'I-I'm sorry b-but I'M INTO GUYS!' ＿|￣|○ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! I SWEAR SHE WAS THE ONE COMING ON TO ME ( ；'Д｀)" "I would rather pursue the other male interests instead (〃ω〃)" "I don't wanna challenge you to a duel, stay away from me!" "I SAID I LIKE DIC-" ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ This story includes: • Swearing • Smutt (16+) • Yaoi / BL

Join Kokichi Ouma on an acid trip as he imagines himself to be the protagonist of a children's educational program that is neither educational or kid-friendly. (Please keep in mind that Ouma the Explorer was initially written by an immature 14-year-old several years ago. There are inappropriate mentions of suicide and likely various other triggers. It's a little late to add a disclaimer this long after publishing, but please read responsibly! And hey, maybe have a laugh or two for the parts that are ACTUALLY funny~?)