⌨ ≽ ꒰ ☏- - [ 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘏𝘰𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 ]. + ꒱ ❐ ₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ 《 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰 ＃𝘶𝘯𝘰 》₊· ͟͟͞͞✆ ____ "Hello this is call call call hotline-" "Ordoran mo nga ako nang limang McDonald's kiddie meal, jollibee family blowout, sampung shawarma, three pizza boxes, ten tubs of ice cream and ten diet coke. " "Sir, isa kang putangina wag mo kong gutumin dahil di pa ako pwedeng kunain! Pangalawa muka ba akong utusan mo?!" "Tanga ang sabi dito sa brochure 'wErE alWayS thErE tO hElp yOu 24/7' Kaya ikaw ang putangina." "Bobo mo sir, MUKA BA AKONG FAST FOOD CHAIN O FOOD PANDA?!" "Eh ikaw den BOBO! heart broken ako kaya tulungan moko! " "Di ka ba marunong mag order sa fast food chain o tumawag man lang sa food panda?! "

[Parokyangsabog Numero Uno] "Ano na? Itatago mo ba talaga ako habang buhay?" __ Wherein Hong Jisoo's secret husband is Lee Seokmin, Or should I say Hong Seokmin. "

▬▬▬▬𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 : 𝘚𝘝𝘛𝘖𝘓𝘈𝘙𝘠 → 𝘏𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨; 𝘓𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘱 | 𝘶𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘢 | "Dahil wala tayong love life and this can save your tainted reputation. Let me hire you as my lovable hubby" _________ In which malanding Jihoon meets makapal na Soonyoung