Meet the Commission's worst spy. Decades after the murder of her parents and adoption by the Handler, teenage shapeshifter Zara is assigned her first mission: eliminating Five Hargreeves. There's only one problem. She might just fall in love with him first. Hopelessly incompetent, Zara finds herself thrust into a world of disastrous comedy, gut-wrenching betrayal, spiralling infatuation, and terrible, terrible secrets. ── 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙪𝙭 © 2020

"𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑦, 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑘𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑘𝑒𝑦, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘,𝑌/𝑛." Y/n, mostly known as "The Actress", is a special assassin working under the Time Commission since she remembers. Why would she be special? Because she's only sent into very specific assassination jobs, where she is required to put on an act and manipulate her targets to extract information, and then, eventually, their lives. However, the woman with a perfect reputation faces a twist in her emotionless life when she's assigned to the mission of killing Five Hargreeves, the former best assassin of the company who betrayed his superiors and fled into another timeline in hope to save his family from the apocalypse of 2019. The woman, now in a girl's body, has to deal with overwhelming new feelings she desperaly wants to get rid of, and discovers things about herself that she preferred keeping away from her mind. WARNING! This story contains descriptions and mentions of violence, death and other possibly triggering matters. - I am NOT the creator or owner of The Umbrella Academy Series or any of it's characters, except for Y/n and non-canonical characters.

❥- CHARLOTTE BEAUMONT is without a doubt; fucked up in the head. Risk factors included being born on October 1st, 1981 which, unfortunately, was the day she just so happened to be born. Reality was hers to mold but her grip on it was loose. Falling into one's own mind was not as fun as it seemed but Five Hargreeves would pull her out and much to her disliking she would have to try and save the world from constant impending danger. Or fuck it up more than it already was. - ❝𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑝ℎ𝑦𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑠. ❞ - five hargreeves x fem!oc - tua s1- s3 - started: march 28th, 2021 - finished: tbd

For as long as she could remember, Atlas King had been able to know things that were going to happen before they even did. But because Atlas knew everything, she also knew that Five Hargreeves wouldn't be an easy kill, and quick and efficient wouldn't be all that acceptable when she made it back to HQ with Number Five's head on a stick. For as long as he could remember, Number Five had always known everything, and when he didn't - he found out. But although he had heard of the Commission's weapon, he had never actually met her, and he definitely wasn't expecting this. I guess there were a few things that Five didn't know, but as he had previously stated, he was definitely going to do his research. It just made everything a little bit more fun. [NUMBER FIVE X OC] [#1 in Diego Hargreeves] [#1 in Atlas] [#2 in AidanRGallagher] [#5 in Five Hargreeves] [oh come on, that's just ironic]

𝐀 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓: you are going to die. does this worry you? ❪ tua s1 ⎯⎯⎯ 4 ❫ © 𝙲𝙾𝚂𝙼𝙸𝙲𝚂𝚃𝚇𝚁𝙳𝚄𝚂𝚃 , 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟷

in which katherine returns home to more family related trauma than before. [Diego Hargreeves X OC] [Season One - The Umbrella Academy] [Started: March 2019 ] ©mvrauders75

"I'm not mad." ------ Cassandra Hargreeves- or Number Eight as her father always called her- was the eighth member of the Umbrella Academy. Despite having powers, she had spent her whole life on the sidelines. She had been trained to fight, of course, but having the power of predicting the future was never going to be useful in a fight. Sir Reginald Hargreeves never allowed her to go on missions with her other siblings with powers. But her power was stronger than he knew. Cassandra's visions haunted her and the one place she could never escape them was in her dreams. She would wake up screaming in the night, rambling about a forthcoming apocalypse that her father brushed off as nonsense. He told her that she'd merely grow out of these nightmares. And it seemed as if she did. As she grew up, her power grew with her. The older she got the more appalled she became by the images of destruction and chaos she saw. Try as she might to warn the others, however much she begged Five not leave her behind or how much she pleaded with Ben to just sit one mission out, no one ever listened to her... until it was too late. She saw the chaos of the apocalypse and this time she was going to make them believe.

"We ask nicely!" "You have a knife." "Very nicely!" - All rights to Creators Love Story Warnings be Damned - SLOW BURN - Hiatus over! Will be posting regularly. Forgive me being a little rusty!

AU!F. HARGREEVES/READER An alternate universe where The Umbrella Academy is a secret group of seven people saving the world from catastrophes. Because of the constant differences whilst growing up, the group is in a persistent state of breaking up, until the world went into a disarray because of an nineteen year old girl who can apparently travel through dimensions, and now they have no choice but to band together to help and save the world--maybe the girl while at it too. BOOK ONE - COMPLETED BOOK TWO - ONGOING [ FROM THE NETFLIX SERIES THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY. DOES NOT FOLLOW ANY PLOTLINE FROM THE ORIGINAL. ] [I've put the sequel in Book One! Updates will now be published from this book.] [This story can also be found in Archive of our Own and Quotev.]