There are worse things than waking up in a new body in the middle of nowhere with a voice in your head and people out to kill you. At least the voice used the right pronouns. ((This was my NaNoWriMo project for 2020. It features a Trans Protagonist, so if you're not down with that, there are two other Shinobi Isekais to read, instead))

Sasuke has a slight issue, and his name is Lennox. For three years, Sasuke's crush has grown and grown. He's absolutely head over heels in love with this boy. Smitten-- taken beyond return. There is no coming back from this. He's okay with that, too, and it's not even that Lennox is the issue. It's Sasuke. If he's head over heels in love with a a cute ginger gardener whom he's never talked to, who's going to restore the Uchiha Clan?

She seems to be everywhere at once, and for some reason, she hasn't really aged. Seen all throughout history books, it's obvious that Elliot Malec is a time traveler. From paintings of what looks like a metal box on wheels in prehistoric caves to pictures of her photo bombing what seems to be nearly every important event that's ever taken place, The Third Hokage is determined to meet this girl. And he might just get to when she crash lands right in his village, and she isn't alone either.