Twilight Sucks 🤢🤮
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Why Twilight SUCKS by taylor_swifts_bitch
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One, what I'm trying to do is build up the Twilight-Hating-Fandom. So thats m' title! So just come here to crap on Twilight. Okay, I will name reasons why Twilight sucks, compare it to other fandoms, have memes, and just let everyone hate on Twilight. Because... I mean who doesn't? And I will try to have 1-2 a week. And you can send me reasons why you hate twilight and I will put them in. And I will have some chapters dedicated to comparing Twilight to other - *cough cough* Harry Potter *cough cough* wonder what that was there? K.... Have a good day my fellow Twilight haters👋 🚫DISCONTINUED🚫 -> i wrote this in 6th grade so i apologize for how trash it is
Why twilight sucks by fangirl1137
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Hi! This is my book of anti-twilight memes and funny posts for twilight haters. NO OFFENCE OR JUDGEMENT TO TWILIGHT LOVERS.
Why Twilight SUCKS! by stray_coconut
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(I wrote this when i was like 13/14, so my relationship with the saga has kind of changed) YES! I have read all the books and watched all the movies. I need to get this off of my chest. I need to write it down! This is my opinions and other peoples opinions as well! Rankings: Date: Some time in 8th grade #10 - Cullen family #477 - bellaswan #31 - marysue
Why Twilight Is Better Than Percy Jackson by frostysulli
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Read the title.
Why Harry Potter and Percy Jackson IS better than Twilight by BallisticAuthor
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The title says it all
Why Percy Jackson Is Better Than Twilight by Theredthunderwolf
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Demigods WILL fight back.
Why Twilight Sucks by FreakingTylerPosey
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These are my reasons/opinions, and other peoples opinions, on why Twilight sucks.
The horrifying truth about Bella's... brain!!! by TwilightParodies
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Sparkly Depths of Doom by akaVoldemort
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It's a story where Edward and Bella DIES!!!!! Mwahahaha!!!!! Kinda like the Grand Twilight Massacre 2!!! A must read for Twilight haters!! As for the Twihards (I don't care if you hate me because I surely hate you!!) please read... you're in for a surprise!! Warning - LOTS of screams of agony! And violence!!
Bella Dies! by TwilightParodies
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