This is a joke. My husband said I can't and shouldn't do it. There are three words per "chapter"

green is too sussy to date but you love her so much 💑 sussy warning ⚠!! characters: red green Y/N yellow (dead)

Cassie was an ordinary 35 year old girl from the UK. She's always wanted to find love, however, has never been lucky enough. That is until, she meets an American prankster on a trip from across the pond.

These are joke fanfictions about characters from the Donkey Kong Animated Series! Feel free to request anyone you want! :)

This book is all about James Charles! I love him! There will also be a few songs he covered!

DISCONTINUED. Female reader! Based off my book "Broken Glass," so you (the reader) will be a cracked porcelain doll.

PRESENT DAY STATEMENT: This book was written when I was incredibly young, inexperienced, and stupid, and the writing reflects this heavily. A lot of the stories presented here might make you cringe. You've been warned. *** In this book, you'll find any and all sorts of stories from different franchises, maybe that one obscure anime that no one talks about, to Konosuba, to Pokemon, to RWBY. Just ask for a character that you want me to add a story about in the comments and I can do it! P.S.: If I decide not to do a certain request, don't take it personally, it's maybe because the anime is too long for me to do any research on said character or I just don't feel like doing it. *** Book published in January 2020.

hot smexy also smut and mature scenes ig

Scarlet Jones had grown up not knowing who her parents were; being in a foster home since she could remember she never guessed that she could be a witch. But, after getting her letter she is boarded on the rustic red train and she knows that her life won't ever be the same. Once at Hogwarts she makes friends, gains enemy's, and meets a boy who's caught her eye. But what will happen once she receives a necklace for Christmas that used to be her mothers? Where will it lead her to the future? Follow Scarlet and watch as one simple necklace changed her life forever.

Waluigi is the sexiest man to ever roam the mushroom kingdom I do not own Waluigi although I wish I did Waluigi belongs to Nintendo