"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead." "ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell." |serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan| |lowercase intended|

contains stealing, running, feisty dogs, silken sheets, high society, bravery, pocket knives, bonfires, princes, and love grown out of poverty. -------------------------------- ♡ tronnor au ♡

Josh has certain fears of death. Until he meets him.

You can't make a Church Boy out of an Atheist, but you can make a Bad Girl out of a Christian. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Brendon Urie Fanfic

"Phil, let's play a game called ouija. "

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

you're the color of everything that's ever meant anything

inspired by the lovely @squishowell might be turned into a book of memes.

kawaii-dan✨ is typing... ❝let's ask the magic conch if i give a fuck❞ kawaii-dan✨ is typing... ❝ no❞

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****