One shots and short AU's based off the song of Achilles Credit to the picture on the cover @_mohtz on Twitter

patroclus gets sick of agamemnon and achilles constantly bickering. he creates a group chat as a half-assed bonding exercise. chaos ensues. ongoing (also on ao3!) rated mature for a toxic/abusive relationship, brief descriptions of sex, mild drug use, swearing and a little violence i obviously am not homer and so the iliad is not mine don't sue me i have no money

This is based on the show Reign, Season 2 Episode 9: Acts of War. But it's totes different. Things you need to know: Mary doesn't date Conde. Greer and Leith are married. Kenna never was King Henry's mistress. Aylee never died. And Lola never got pregnant with Francis's son. Completed!

In which Marisa gives you face claims for your teen character:) [ages 24 & under]

An alternative ending to the part in the Iliad where Patroclus doesn't get killed when he disguises as Achilles. Lots of references, so kinda helps if you've read the Iliad haha In this version they are together btw, not cousins like in the movie Thanks lovely people :) NoBasicBtch

not satisfied with how tsoa ended? yeah me either. so here's how it really should have ended. you're welcome <3

This is the story of the great great great + a ton more greats granddaughter of Helga Hufflepuff and Salazar Slytherin.

Newt and Tina have been married for three years, and both of them have been yearning for children. When Tina finally pops the big question, both of them are elated. But not everything is as easy as it seems. copyright everlarked 2018

How do war and family and love go together? Answer: they don't. When Tina barely survives a battle against Grindelwald, lines are drawn, boundaries are crossed, and wires are twisted in the attempt to keep her alive. ____________________________ A few notes about my writing: -Always clean: no swearing, nothing inappropriate, etc. -This is to some extent a war story, so there's some traumatic/descriptive things -Lots of fluff though!! Don't worry, this isn't a depressing angsty story where everyone is dying and crying 24/7 -That's it, I think? Feedback is welcome and appreciated :)